This Jackwagon Feels “Purposeful” While Harrassing Rachel, A Chick-Fil-A Employee

Y’all have no idea how much I want to find Rachel and give her a giant hug (I’m assuming that’s her name, as I couldn’t make out her nametag, but heard her referred to as “Rachel” from Jackwagon-in-car). This young lady is beyond precious, gracious, and handles this situation better than I ever would. Her actions in this video are what give me REAL HOPE for humanity.

Jackwagon-in-car feels very “purposeful” in scolding Rachel for her Christian beliefs. In fact, he just can’t understand how she can LIVE WITH HERSELF.

He’s also wants to point out that he’s not gay – kind of like Richard Simmons isn’t – and therefore, he’s coming from a place of sheer objectivity and love and just wants Rachel to know that she’s a despicable human being for having a work ethic and serving her customers with absolute class and graciousness. Jackwagon-in-car loves ALL people – with the exception of Christians, of course – as he believes that Christians like Rachel should all dispose of themselves, as he can’t fathom how they can breathe the same air as him. He’s perfect, can’t you see?

Ah yes, Jackwagon-in-car is so LOVE-FILLED. We can all see that in this video, right?

Right?

(If you say it to yourself enough, you’ll believe it, apparently. Just ask the mainstream media, and all the lemmings who enjoy playing the role of victim. When they’re not. BAAAAAAAAAAH.)

In the meantime, Chick-fil-A had RECORD SALES yesterday, and the liberals who called for a boycott (on FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHTS) – well, let’s just say it was an EPIC BACKFIRE on them.

Because God is good, y’all. And so is the backbone of this country, who still believes in FREEDOM OF SPEECH, FREEDOM OF RELIGION, and the UNITED STATES CONSTITUTION.

Hope you enjoy your water, Jackwagon-in-car, you miserable human being. And Rachel? You get a big ol’ COTR SAAAAAAAAAAALUTE! from us this morning. You. Are. AWESOME.