Oh Look. More Misguided, Hypocritical Liberal Students.

Remember the kid who goes around college campuses exposing liberal hypocrisy by asking students to participate in poignant petitions?

Well, he’s at it again. And this time he’s asking about affirmative action – only he’s espousing the notion that the principle of affirmative action, should you believe in that principle, should be equally applied to both academics AND athletics. In this case, the school basketball team is composed primarily of African Americans, and if you use the logic of affirmative action, Caucasian athletes are being discriminated against. Therefore, more white dudes should be able to play the game. You know, to level the playing field.

Of course, these liberal students – who simply CANNOT UNDERSTAND COMMON SENSE AND LOGIC – discount this notion. You see, they believe that affirmative action is AWESOME, but it should only apply to academics.

Because, liberalism is a buffet, ya’ll.

Mmmm. Mmmmm. Good.