Florida Voters, We Need To Talk.

I thought you guys knew what you were doing since you got rid of Alan Grayson, and since you elected Marco Rubio and Allen West.  But today, I find out that you elected a complete CLOWN by the name of Frederica Wilson (D-naturally).

She’s pictured above in two (out of her collection of 300) stupid hats.   And since she’s a newly elected Congresswoman, she’s already working hard on doing the work that Floridians sent her to do.

Just kidding.  Her first order of business is to overturn a rule that says she can’t wear her stupid hats on the House floor.  I’m not making this up.  THIS IS WHAT SHE IS BUSYING HERSELF WITH, you guys.

Hats aren’t allowed on the House floor, you see.  And they haven’t been since the 1800’s.  But  Freaky Frederica From Florida wants to change that, and she has asked John Boehner to see what he can do about allowing her to wear her stupid hats.  Because, you know, Boehner doesn’t have anything more pressing to deal with.

You can see tons of her hats, if you’re curious about this bizarre fetish, by clicking here.

Last week, apparently Frederica was forced to remove one of her stupid hats in order to get her Congressional ID photo taken.  And she was not pleased. She said, “It’s sexist. We know that men don’t wear hats indoors, but women wear hats indoors.  Hats are what I wear. People get excited when they see the hats. Once you get accustomed to it, it’s just me. Some people wear wigs, or high-heel shoes or big earrings or pins. This is just me.“

According to the source link, Boehner hasn’t responded to Frederica’s request, because he probably can’t believe that she actually made it.  And besides that, there may not be anything he can do about it, because changing a House Rule requires a vote by the entire House.

If this Actually Gets Voted On, this country is doomed.  There is simply no way around it.

Florida voters, WTF were you thinking?