Perfect Timing, You Kooky Danish People – Obama Is Greater Than Jesus!

In the wake of the day of the birth of Christ, a Danish paper, Politiken, has spewed that Obama is greater than Jesus. Because, you know, he’s the “more practical savior.”

Very John Lennon, Beatles-esque, I must say, but no one seems to be in an uproar or burning Obama’s Peace Prizes over it, I don’t think, which makes me truly believe that I’ve entered bizarro world. You’ll understand what I mean if you watch this clip from last night’s New Year’s Eve segment of Red Eye:

I especially like how those kooky Danish people downplay what Jesus Christ did. I mean, Jesus didn’t have the same caliber of miracles as Obama, apparently.

Um, alrighty then.

Someone please pass me the Tums. And no, even though I wish I was, I’m not hungover.