Little Spartacus Tries His Hand At Poetry

I started college as a Creative Writing major.

I eventually switched over to English, because I realized creative writing wasn’t the most useful major (but look at me NOW!) and because I was SICK of students reading their AWFUL poetry out loud and having to pretend it wasn’t LAME.

This gives me MAJOR college flashbacks:

The weak

Rewrite history

To escape accountability.

This is a Trump Shutdown

— Cory Booker (@CoryBooker) January 7, 2019

I do not like it,

Sam I Am.

My feelings cannot be put into words. A GIF will have to do:

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I’d suggest for him not to quit his day job… but actually, I’d LOVE it if this clown got out of politics and into poetry.

PLEASE, SPARTACUS. FOLLOW YOUR POETIC CALLING.