The NRA Trolls Democratic ‘Cow Assassin’ In The Best Way Possible
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October 10, 2018
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October 10, 2018The NRA recently downgraded Democratic Senator Jon Tester to a “D” rating after voting “no” on Kavanaugh.
BREAKING: @JonTester‘s NRA rating downgraded to a “D” after voting AGAINST Kavanaugh. With that kind of record it’s beyond clear that you can’t trust Tester to protect our #2A Rights! https://t.co/1V5aIpC4N1 #MAGA #MontanaFirst #AmericaFirst #DefeatTester #mtsen #mtpol
— Matt Rosendale (@MattForMontana) October 9, 2018
And while most Democrats wear their bad NRA scores as a badge of honor, Tester’s communications director was apparently really butthurt about it.
While you were busy making your millions developing Maryland farmland, @jontester was making a living shooting hundreds of cows and hogs. So I think Montanans know who gets guns. #mtpol #mtsen https://t.co/inVR3iW3Th
— Chris Meagher (@chrismeagher) October 9, 2018
See… his NRA score doesn’t even matter because he SHOOTS COWS.
Yeah, I’m sorry, but shooting cows has LITTLE to do with protecting the 2nd amendment in my mind.
…or in anyone else’s, really.
who should they cast to star in the “Jon Tester: Cow Assassin” franchisehttps://t.co/khwWqfj4np
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) October 10, 2018
BAAAHAHAHA. It gets weirder, folks. Hold on to your cowboy hats.
DEPUTY MITCHELL
Chief, there’s a herd of Holstein terrorists blocking County Road K49 sorth of Butte!
SHERIFF LOGAN (eyes narrow)
Get me Tester.— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) October 10, 2018
Whacking Holsteins in Wisconsin one day
Next day sacred cows in far off Bombay
Giving him the thrills with every cow he kills
Odds are he won’t live to see tomorrow
Cow ASSASSIN man
Cow ASSASSIN man
Give that man a burger & double on the cheese
twangity twangity twangity twang— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) October 10, 2018
DOCTOR LACTOSE
Ah, Senator Tester, at last we meet. Unfortunately I am afraid you will no longer be interfering with my plans.
TESTER
Get your filthy hooves off me, you damn dirty bovine!
DOCTOR LACTOSE
We are not so different are we, you and I? Bring out the milking machine.— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) October 10, 2018
BAAAHAHAHAHAHA. This is absolutely ridiculous – but I’m loving it.
PS… there’s video:
Shocked none of the outside groups picked up on the obvious cow-shooting closing argument that was hiding in plain B-roll sight. pic.twitter.com/yDhXgjO8Fk
— Liam Donovan (@LPDonovan) October 10, 2018
Neat?
The NRA didn’t let this fiiiiiine opportunity go to waste:
— NRA (@NRA) October 10, 2018
HAHAHAHA.
WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON HERE?!!!
I AM DYING LAUGHING. THIS IS ALL SO WEIRD.
The NRA has the best social media team. Period.
— Ryan Fournier (@RyanAFournier) October 10, 2018
Without a doubt. Other than pooossibly Wendy’s.
