My Beer REALLY Triggered A WHOLE BUNCH Of Liberals

I told you all about #BeersforBrett, and I decided to join in…

#BeersForBrett? CHEERS! @bennyjohnson pic.twitter.com/B80C2hNsT1

— Ashley “Kimber” D. (@RedIsTheNewPunk) October 6, 2018

Well, my picture blew up a little. It ended up in a “Twitter moment.” Whatever that is.

Your girl got included in this list of winners. Obviously, I’ve made it.

⚡️ “Some Americans are drinking beer to celebrate Brett Kavanaugh’s confirmation”https://t.co/Bk4hkuwDPX

— Ashley “Kimber” D. (@RedIsTheNewPunk) October 7, 2018

“Cool. Maybe one or two extra people will see my twitter” I thought.

So I went to dinner with my boyfriend and our mutual friend.

Halfway through dinner I looked at my phone and noticed a had a BUUUUNCH of Twitter notifications.

GUESS WHO’S TRIIIIIIGGERED!

Your woman card has been revoked

— Michelle Riley (@imthewhistle) October 7, 2018

OH NOES!

What will I do without my WOMAN CARD?!!?!

I guess I can’t be a lady victim anymore! WAHHH!!!

Turn your vagina in. Women no longer would like to associate with you.

— Chelsea Koteles (@chellykotelly) October 7, 2018

Fortunately screenshots last forever pic.twitter.com/nrcbIm9Ti2

— the Monster Mike (@MrMikeD42) October 7, 2018

FOR THE RECORD: before @chellykotelly delted her tweet, she said “Turn your vagina in. Women no longer would like to associate with you.” Apparently, she was really embarrassed for being so TRANSPHOBIC!

— Ashley “Kimber” D. (@RedIsTheNewPunk) October 7, 2018

WAIT. So you’re saying you need a vagina to be a woman, right?

Just checking. Lines have been blurry on that one lately. https://t.co/TdpLrpHe2y

— Ashley “Kimber” D. (@RedIsTheNewPunk) October 7, 2018

Also, some maybe sort of kind of hints at me getting raped. Because OF COURSE!

Cheers to me getting raped? You're feministing like a PRO. Good job. https://t.co/Fc6xKy4NLP

— Ashley “Kimber” D. (@RedIsTheNewPunk) October 7, 2018

2 more in and you might just end up another one of his victims…or someone elses.

Cheers to that

— Blush (@BlushyB_) October 7, 2018

And when you get raped, I’m sure he will care. Dumb twit. https://t.co/Drzq6VhmOk

— Mad Pussycat (@meow2438) October 7, 2018

Maybe don’t drink that with Brett though

— not mad online (@NESGuillotineJr) October 7, 2018

You know, because he’ll rape me.

Cheers Ashley. I’m positive Brett would Love to get you drunk and I’m sure you don’t mind no witnesses.

— Sam in the USA (@sam_mind_palace) October 7, 2018

Who would you like to be in a room with alone.

TRUMP
BART
ROY MOORE

Or all three?

— #jailthetrumps (@jerseyresistor) October 7, 2018

Bart? Who dat?

"Love Trumps Hate" https://t.co/6mooSN98XB

— Ashley “Kimber” D. (@RedIsTheNewPunk) October 7, 2018

Lets hope you dont happen to bump into #BrettKavanaugh after that one beer, as he might #sexuallyassault you too. #ImpeachKavanaugh

— James Smith (@WJ3438) October 7, 2018

Lovely.

Owning libs by drinking too much beer, making a bad choice on a partner who’s no where to be found afterward and unable to have an abortion and having to live in a trailer home

— T’psedoali (@psedoali) October 7, 2018

I had a beer. I live in a 4 bedroom house with a dog and my lawyer boyfriend. Projecting much?

Right wing stupidity. https://t.co/K6BcIgQSEx

— Mr. Cool (@The__Cooler) October 7, 2018

pic.twitter.com/km59eC5L3H

— 🕯a stubborn flame🕯 (@sandee0802) October 7, 2018

That’s nice.

Hate to break it to ya;
Guinness is not beer.

If you’re wrong about that…maybe you’re wrong about a whole load of other stuff.

Just saying…

— Andy Sheridan (@jnrbaker) October 7, 2018

Uhhhh… you can’t POSSIBLY think this is clever.

Awesome! I love internalized misogyny!

— Love Conquers Hate (@MAGAisRacist) October 7, 2018

You do? That’s sad. I personally LOVE being a woman. Also “Love Conquers Hate” …that’s rich.

celebrating sexual assault to own the libs https://t.co/EgD8jMQYIg

— everybody dogfood (@evrybodydogfood) October 7, 2018

HAHAHA, ok. Yeah. Let’s go with that.

Also I’m super ugly… because that’s all they’ve got:

Ew

— #1 SALUD! STAN (@BluesNanny) October 7, 2018

Lol… gross 2x

— Aquatella (@Sal_tlay_kasiti) October 7, 2018

ugly https://t.co/Mz8a6PFzci

— Peyton Incognito (@getPEYdaTON) October 7, 2018

And I’m a RAPE APOLOGIST!

Way to sell out your gender. Rape apologist.

— Brujita. (@caraluna613) October 7, 2018

How is she a rape apologist?

— DeAndre TC (@assassinbyblood) October 7, 2018

Because Brett Kavanaugh is undoubtedly guilty of sexual assault.

— Brujita. (@caraluna613) October 7, 2018

AND AN INSULT TO WOMEN EVERYWHERE!!!!

A woman who thinks for herself and doesn’t back down to a bunch of internet trolls. Yup… it I’m a TERRIBLE feminist. https://t.co/Iddfsl246v

— Ashley “Kimber” D. (@RedIsTheNewPunk) October 7, 2018

And I’m white, and that’s a problem:

all of these people r white and ugly! i can smell the cheese https://t.co/aB98N1cJNL

— ᴀʙsᴛᴇʀs ღ (@minseols) October 7, 2018

Y’all get it by now #IHateWhiteWomen https://t.co/lTGf3O97Dk

— Super Bowl Champions 🇨🇲 (@TrillShitHoe) October 7, 2018

I reported that one, because I’m pretty sure “I hate white women” is a violation of Twitter’s supposed code of conduct.

But also I’m NOT white, and THAT’s a problem, too:

As a Hispanic I would like to inform you that you are also an insult to our ethnicity. Guinness? Really?

— JULIUS CAESAR (@themindofjulio) October 7, 2018

Aaaaaand my dad doesn’t love me:

Fathers love your daughters https://t.co/nY0EbpKx6c

— Roman Sinatra (@Roman_K24) October 7, 2018

Actually, my dad and I are VERY close. Which is why I’m not telling him about any of this. He might hurt someone.

Anyway… this is TIP OF THE ICEBERG, and they keeeep on rolling in!

UPDATE: they kept it going aaaaall night. And believe it or not, they got worse:

Here's a sampling of the kinds of tweets our own @RedIsTheNewPunk got from liberal women yesterday, simply for posting a photo of herself enjoying a beer in honor of our new SCOTUS justice. Liberal feminists are INSANE. pic.twitter.com/yJNSnA50NT

— Chicks On The Right (@chicksonright) October 7, 2018

THEY CALL ME GLOBAL WARMING, ‘CUZ I’M MELTING ALL THE SNOWFLAKES.