LOL! This Avenatti Ad Parody Could Not Be More SPOT ON

Could this be ANY MORE ACCURATE?!?!?!

Wow, did you guys see this new ad for Avenatti & Avenatti? This pitch is surprisingly direct. pic.twitter.com/9wmh7IS8zi

— Tom Elliott (@tomselliott) October 2, 2018

BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I dunno if you caught all of the possible “cases” scrolling on the left, but those were EPIC… and easy to miss. So I wrote them all out for ya!

-All serious injuries!
-Non-serious injuries!
-Made up injuries!
-Motorboating accidents
-Slip & Rapes
-Wrongful interview cancelations
-DWGY (Driving While Googling Yourself)
-Mean Tweets
-Mean Chyrons
-Mean Girls
-Premature Exculpation
-Dog Bites
-Mosquito Bites
-Mosquito Bites Dog
-Inadvertent Intoxication
-Spiked Punch
-Devil’s Triangle (First AND Second Degree)
-Fffffffelonious Flip Cup
-Gang Rape!

AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.

Great work. They forgot, that only cash payment is accepted and must be delivered in wrinkly singles.

— Brad Ellman (@BradEllman) October 2, 2018

ROASTED.