The Atlantic Doesn’t Think Christine Blasey Ford Can Figure Out What To WEAR By Monday

Why wouldn’t Christine Blasey Ford be able to testify on Monday?

Well, of course she “doesn’t fly.”

ANOTHER reason is she won’t have enough time to figure out what to wear.

At least… that’s what The Atlantic thinks.

There’s almost no way the woman who has accused Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh of sexual assault can adequately prepare for a high-pressure appearance Monday before the Senate Judiciary Committee, writes @elainaplott https://t.co/GEuuzivoVo

— The Atlantic (@TheAtlantic) September 22, 2018

No, I’m not making this up.

The decision to testify, however, is only a small part of the battle. It’s understandable that Ford’s lawyers would blanch at the thought of a Monday hearing. According to sources on both sides of the aisle with knowledge of the process, 48 hours is hardly enough time to ready a client for a congressional hearing. From hiring the right counsel to simply understanding how to dress preparing for a hearing is an endurance test in itself, requiring many days, if not weeks, to accomplish.

TOLD YA.

But no… I’m pushing back on this nonsense. SHE MOST CERTAINLY DID NOT HAVE 48 HOURS.

Feinstein received her letter in JULY.

NO ONE THOUGHT IT WOULD COME TO THIS?

REALLY?!?!!!

Are we really going to pretend that this timing came as a surprise?!

They have been preparing her since July..

— DSNicol (@Dsnicol2) September 22, 2018

It’s only been 3 months https://t.co/HRbz7ZvWul

— Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) September 22, 2018

36 years + 3 months

— Atomic Mullah (@Atomic_Mullah) September 22, 2018

And if @SenFeinstein hadn’t sat on the letter for nearly two months it wouldn’t have been an issue now. I dont know what would disgust me more, finding out this is all a sham or finding out it’s true and that Feinstein sat on it for purely political purposes. #ConfirmKavanaugh

— Robert Boyette (@boyetter2013) September 22, 2018

Either way, Feinstein is a SCUMBAG.

And the fact that the media is somehow overlooking the timing of FEINSTEIN’s revelation, and completely pinning this on Republicans?

Well, that’s just as bad.