Aw. This is cute. Planned Parenthood thinks it’s going to stop Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh. I mean, they have no choice, you know? If he’s confirmed, women’s rights will cease to exist! His first order of business will probably involve banning birth control and increasing the price of tampons, even though that’s not how any of this works.
EVERYONE RUN FOR THE HILLS! This man believes in the SANCTITY OF LIFE OMG. He will literally ASSAULT YOUR UTERUS.
Thank goodness for Planned Parenthood and its devotion to stopping him at once!
It’s TOTES doable. They just need all Senate Democrats to continue to act like obstructionist idiots and two Republicans to join them. (I’m willing to bet they have their eye on Collins and Murkowski.)
How will we #StopKavanaugh's nomination, you ask? With your voice and with your power. We did this last year to protect the ACA; we can do it again. #weareUNSTOPPABLE pic.twitter.com/TqDNy4dfYR
— Planned Parenthood Action (@PPact) August 2, 2018
Please join me in mocking Planned Parenthood for writing “How will we #StopKavanaugh’s nomination, you ask?”
Um. He’s already BEEN nominated, fools. So…you already failed at that.
First you'll need a time machine. https://t.co/N7Au7klIGY
— Chad Felix Greene (@chadfelixg) August 2, 2018
He’s already been nominated, I think you might mean confirmation.
You may want to abort this tweet.
— Justen (@blanco_basura) August 2, 2018
Doesn’t know the difference between nomination and confirmation yet believe they are politically relevant 😂😂
— Just JD (@SVScooters) August 2, 2018
He’s already been nominated, good luck in your attempt to traverse time.
— nephsons 🇺🇸 (@nephsons1) August 2, 2018
I’ll help you out. It’s “confirmation” you are describing. Kavanaugh has already been nominated.
— Grant Berg (@gberg82) August 2, 2018
Good luck with that. You can’t #StopKavanaugh’s nomination because he’s already been nominated. #SadTrombone #caring
— Captain Kahuna 🤙🏽 (@Captain_Kahuna) August 3, 2018
He’s already been nominated you murderers.
— Kesara (@Superk66) August 2, 2018
You already missed stopping his nomination. Do you people have no clue as to how things work?
— the original bman (@benjyman) August 2, 2018
So. Much. FAIL.