The Los Angeles Times Wants To Know If Bigfoot Erotica Is ‘The Next Big Thing’

I can’t believe we’re still talking about this.

First, a quick recap.

A few days ago, I noticed “Bigfoot” trending. I got all excited, only to find out that a Democratic congressional candidate accused a Republican candidate of being into “Bigfoot erotica.”

My opponent Denver Riggleman, running mate of Corey Stewart, was caught on camera campaigning with a white supremacist. Now he has been exposed as a devotee of Bigfoot erotica. This is not what we need on Capitol Hill. pic.twitter.com/0eBvxFd6sG

— Leslie Cockburn (@LeslieCockburn) July 29, 2018

From my opponent Denver Riggleman’s Bigfoot erotica collection. pic.twitter.com/ELe0TWJh21

— Leslie Cockburn (@LeslieCockburn) July 29, 2018

Pizza Hut jumped into the fray, because I don’t know why.

Did someone say #BigFoot? Throwback to one of our favorite guilty pleasures. pic.twitter.com/Sarlphhh2N

— Pizza Hut (@pizzahut) July 30, 2018

HAHAHA NOOOOOOO.

For the record, Riggleman said he had no idea Bigfoot porn was A Thing.

“I didn’t know there was Bigfoot erotica, even with all my Bigfoot studies,” Riggleman said. “I thought this was such a joke that nobody would ever be dumb enough to think that this was real, but I guess her campaign did.”

So here we are. Now, The Los Angeles Times is taking a deeper look into this whole “Bigfoot erotica” thing. Is it the next big trend?

Is Bigfoot erotica the next big book trend? https://t.co/7KNhJL10WS pic.twitter.com/CGGyyItdPO

— Los Angeles Times (@latimes) July 31, 2018

Why is that a tweet? WHY?

The article basically just details the selections of Bigfoot erotica on Amazon, because we clearly need that information in our lives.

The interest in Bigfoot erotica has boosted the genre on Amazon. Carrie High’s “Bigfoot Knocked Me Up: The Complete 10 Book Set” — one of the very few erotic Sasquatch books with a title that can be printed here — was ranked No. 175 in the horror erotica subcategory early Tuesday, soon climbing to No. 83 in erotica/science fiction, No. 86 in erotica/interracial and No. 51 in the Kindle store subcategory of erotica/transgender.

Can we not?

No. End of story.

— Actually… (@themasteroffu) July 31, 2018

Stop. You don't have to do this.

— Rudolf E. Havenstein (@RudyHavenstein) August 1, 2018

I was thinking lochness monster erotica would be the next “thing” but I guess it’s a matter of taste. https://t.co/1hdM3ecVFu

— Jon Vespasian (@JonVespasian) July 31, 2018

Dear Jesus or aliens. Please destroy the planet. Fast.

— Bob Blaskiewicz ✌💛👽 (@rjblaskiewicz) August 1, 2018

If we're going there I'd rather have something with antlers. https://t.co/Op69oP3qp6

— Trixie Doyle (@thrillkillsulk) July 31, 2018

Just stop it. Right now. https://t.co/HIsG5an5op

— Five O'Clock Charlie (@dennisgaunt) July 31, 2018

Is this headline the new low of headlines?

— Rose Weasley (@LastWeasleyRose) July 31, 2018

I’m gonna say yes.