Dude Trolls Vegan In Unforgettable Way, And We Are Dying Laughing.

Sometimes, we stumble upon articles that still manage to surprise us.

Like this one, for instance. According to that article, a vegan chick was exchanging texts with a male friend of hers, and, well, instead of me trying to explain it, just check out these texts for yourself.

According to the sourcelink, she blocked him after that.

Anyway, I found this article while Daisy and I were on the air today, and sent it to our group chat on FB to see if Kimber wanted to write about it, and hilarity ensued.  I’m going to share that hilarity with you, but not before issuing a warning.

WARNING BEFORE YOU READ THIS. 

Yes, we’re incredibly inappropriate in our private Facebook messages.  But I feel like there are those of you out there who “get” us and who realize that yes, we’re complete heathens, but we’re heathens with heart.  We have the best of intentions.

Most of the time.

Anyway, you’re about to get a little behind the scenes insight into what three out of the four Chicks are like in their private convos.  Hannah is basically a saint, and she’s off today, so she’s excluded from the heathen categorization.

And if you’re offended by our exchange, there’s really no point in telling us about it.  Honestly.  We’ve heard it all before. Just save your breath and move along.

So I sent the sourcelink to the chat, and here’s how the reaction went (these are screenshots, so the GIFs aren’t active, but you’ll get the idea.)

I’m not waiting till the evening, obviously. 🙂

Anyway, my point is that I think the dude who called the vegan out for being a hypocrite is either legit serious about believing that oral sex equates to eating meat, or he’s the best troll ever.

Discuss.