Ashley Judd Is Going To Need You To Stop Staring At Her Boobs, You Sexist Perv

If there’s one thing you need to know about Ashley Judd, it’s this: She’s a victim of virtually everything. You name it, she’s a victim of it. She’s particularly well-versed in being a victim of sexism. I mean, it’s totally ridiculous how women are constantly objectified. It’s sickening, really. Ashely Judd is more than boobs, and she’s NOT your sweetheart! Why can’t you understand that? She can’t help that she’s such a ridiculously attractive goddess in human form. Men need to get a grip.

Obviously, she really believes that objectification is a huge problem. That explains one of her most recent wardrobe choices.

She recently posted these photos to her Instagram…

Friendship. Fear. The Path to Forgiveness. My dear friend and soul sister, @salmahayek interviews me for the latest @TownandCountryMag. Link in bio. 👆🏻 . . . @stellenevolandes @victordemarchelier @therealnicolettasantoro @specialprojectsmedia

A post shared by Ashley Judd (@ashley_judd) on Mar 3, 2018 at 8:53am PST

…but I’m referring to this photo specifically:

As you can see, this is basically the lowest cut dress in the history of lowest cut dresses. It’s practically to her bellybutton. But HEY a$$hole. HER FACE IS UP HERE. GAWD. Why are you such a sexist perv?

Anyway, here are a few insufferable excerpts from Judd’s interview with Salma Hayek:

I’ve always been a fighter. I’ve always been very devoted to the cause, whatever that cause may be. I think I was born with a healthy sense of righteous indignation, but I’m definitely a product of my environment and my childhood. I’ve acquired a lot of resilience.

Some call it resilience. Others call it being an opportunist cockroach. Whatevs.

I have bifurcated my life by choosing to live in Tennessee, so in many ways I’ve been isolated from the community in Hollywood. I have a very sweet, stable, and what one might call normal life there. I meditate, read, work, watch Kentucky basketball, and spend time with my friends and with my folks. I host a picnic every Sunday for my biological and my chosen families; I host a lot of dance parties. I get over to Great Smoky Mountains National Park as often as I can; I was there camping alone when the New York Times article came out [last October]. I didn’t know to what kind of world I would be returning. I was maybe going to be ostracized for it, but I was at peace with that.

Who talks like that? “I have bifurcated my life”? WTH.

I’m really soaring. I feel good. Everyone is a changemaker in her own life.

Hogwash.

ANYWHO. If everyone could stop objectifying Ashley Judd ASAP, that’d be great. Thanks.