Did you catch Fergie’s UNHINGED rendition of the National Anthem at last night’s NBA All-Star game?
Holy mother of DRUGS.
Here it is again…
What in the FRESH HELL was that?
I mean… at least drugs would at least be a valid explanation for this mess. But I dunno… the arrangement was obviously supposed to sound “jazzy” which makes me think someone signed off on this crap ahead of time.
As in… this was planned. Multiple humans thought this was a good idea. WHY, HUMANS? WHYYYYY????
Anyway… it used to be that Roseanne Barr held the title for “Worst National Anthem EVER.”
But… Roseanne was never a singer…. so her stupid stunt was just plain disrespectful.
Fergie’s was SUPPOSED to be good… because she SUPPOSEDLY has the ability to sing… but she did THAT.
So um… yeah. They’re both pretty freaking bad.
Roseanne, however, thinks Fergie’s was worse.
According to US Magazine:
Nearly three decades ago, Roseanne Barr took the field at an MLB game to sing the national anthem. The off-key performance, which ended with the actress spitting and grabbing her crotch, was widely criticized and even caught the attention of then-President George H.W. Bush, who called it “disgraceful.”
But Barr, 65, doesn’t think her screechy rendition of “The Star-Spangled Banner” was nearly as bad as the sultry one that Fergie sang at the 2018 NBA All-Star Game on Sunday, February 18. Hours after the former Black Eyed Peas singer, 42, hit the court at Los Angeles’ Staples Center, the Roseanne star tweeted, “Who saw Fergie’s national anthem performance at the NBA All Star Game? I think mine was better lowkey.”
Who saw Fergie’s national anthem performance at the NBA All Star Game? I think mine was better lowkey
— Roseanne Barr (@therealroseanne) February 19, 2018
HAHA!
I don’t know about that, Roseanne… but I DO think this may be a close second.
Twitter users berated Fergie after Sunday’s performance, with many people calling it “the worst rendition ever.” During the two-minute number, the camera panned through the arena, catching the reactions of the athletes and celebrities on the court and in the audience. Jimmy Kimmel, Chance the Rapper and Golden State Warriors player Draymond Green were among those who visibly laughed at the singer’s histrionics.
But seriously… Twitter lost its collective MIND over this…
And rightly so. It was horrific.
#Fergie‘s national anthem at the #AllStar game basically
#NBAAllStar #NBAAllStar2018 pic.twitter.com/z3tBPkRNCZ
— Mark Sundstrom (@106th) February 19, 2018
Still processing that Fergie National Anthem #NBAAllStar pic.twitter.com/jMWDXdpX3I
— Marlow Stern (@MarlowNYC) February 19, 2018
Every NBA All-Star while Fergie was singing the national anthem pic.twitter.com/6bJn32sAGJ
— Drew Mahowald (@DrewMahowald) February 19, 2018
Quincy Jones: “Sure, I was there when Fergie used Miles Davis’ last bag of heroin right before the All-Star Game. She did not give a fuck! Do you like Brazilian music?”
— ItsTheReal (@itsthereal) February 19, 2018
AHAHAHAHAHA!
Oh no Fergie what the hot hell #AllStar pic.twitter.com/yTqQlrMGIY
— Alexis
(@KeepinUpWitLexs) February 19, 2018
Literally dying at these reactions. #Fergie with the worst rendition ever of the Star Spangled Banner.
#AllStar #Nba #LebronJames pic.twitter.com/epa7IMsI1X
— PCE.ENT (@paperchasn_ent) February 19, 2018
Fergie declared war on the United States with her rendition of the National Anthem before last night’s All-Star Gamehttps://t.co/PVWTYU3cjy pic.twitter.com/nBotHrBVGE
— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) February 19, 2018
Damn #Fergie#NBAAllStarGame pic.twitter.com/wyW5wMwCTY
— Elle M N O P (@glitterNzombies) February 19, 2018
#Fergie singing the national anthem… pic.twitter.com/K8G8lXmq21
— radboyseby (@radboyseby) February 19, 2018
Me listening to #Fergie like pic.twitter.com/hpGEPncFJN
— Handsome Rob (@hnsmrob42) February 19, 2018
Hyped for the All Star game to start but then #Fergie sings pic.twitter.com/aYGn5mGEvb
— Handsome Rob (@hnsmrob42) February 19, 2018
SOOO YEAH…. it didn’t go well.