I’m not watching the Super Bowl.
I would literally rather stand barefoot on a colony of fire ants.
BUT I am keeping an eye on it online… and I’m already disappointed in the state of humanity.
These PRECIOUS Medal of Honor winners were there to do the coin toss:
#MOH recipients at #SuperBowl coin toss. Heads! Patriots
pic.twitter.com/mo168ustnn
β Keith Rogers (@KeithRogers2) February 4, 2018
OMG I WANT TO SHAKE THEIR HANDS AND HUG THEM RIGHT THIS VERY SECOND.
How precious are they?
WWII hero Hershel ‘Woody’ Williams tosses the coin.
The @Patriots won the toss. #SuperBowl pic.twitter.com/0zNoEAXzPi
β Super Bowl on NBC (@SNFonNBC) February 4, 2018
West Virginia’s very own @WoodyWilliams45 with the coin toss! #SuperBowl pic.twitter.com/SoLYtiLnKz
β Brandon Millman (@BrandonMillman) February 4, 2018
The dude who did the Super Bowl coin toss is a straight up savage
pic.twitter.com/vI3ERaKyfH
β Ryan Ginn (@rmginn) February 4, 2018
It reads:
“Covered by only four riflemen, he fought for four hours under terrific enemy small-arms fire and repeatedly returned to his own lines to prepare demolition charges and obtain serviced flame throwers. He returned to the front, frequently to the rear of hostile emplacements, to wipe out one position after another.[4] At one point, a wisp of smoke alerted him to the air vent of a Japanese bunker, and he approached close enough to put the nozzle of his flamethrower through the hole, killing the occupants.[5] On another occasion, he was charged by enemy riflemen who attempted to stop him with bayonets and he killed them with a burst of flame from his weapon.[4]”
HO.LY.CRAP
I wonder how this dude feels about “safe spaces”
Feelings hurt… But flamethrowers kill, y’all.
Anyway, because PEOPLE ARE HORRIBLE angry Philly fans are giving him sh*t for a Pats win.
Philly fans already disrespecting Medal of Honor recipients over the coin toss pic.twitter.com/x7OdbleZXv
β Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) February 4, 2018
I would have called them OUT if I was there. Seriously. I would have publicly shamed them. Believe me.