Jimmy Kimmel had Stormy Daniels on his show right after President Trump’s fabulous State of the Union address.
The timing wasn’t deliberate at ALL. (I hope you sense the intense sarcasm in that statement.)
Kimmel obviously wanted to distract everyone from the amazing speech Trump delivered to the country and desperately tried to get Stormy Daniels to make a confession.
This is the kind of back and forth we’re dealing with here.
Jimmy: “This is fascinating, the signature on the original statement doesn’t match the signature on this statement and I went through my library of photographs of you to compare it, head shots that you have signed and these seem to match the original statement and am I getting at anything. Did you sign this letter that was released today?”
Stormy: “I don’t know did I? Doesn’t look like my signature does it?”
Jimmy: “It doesn’t look like your signature. You’re saying perhaps this letter was written and released without your approval?”
Stormy: “Hmm. Ha ha.”
Jimmy: “I know you either do or don’t have a non-disclosure agreement. Which if you didn’t have a non-disclosure agreement — do you have a non-disclosure agreement?”
Stormy: “Do I?”
Jimmy: “You can’t say. But if you didn’t, you certainly could say I don’t have a non-disclosure agreement.”
Stormy: “You’re so smart Jimmy.”
Jimmy: “I apologize, I have one more question Have you ever made love to someone whose name rhymes with Ronald Rump?”
Stormy: “I’ll call you whatever you want me to baby.”
There you go. PROOF! HAHAHA just kidding.
It’s kind of obvious that Stormy Daniels has been milking this for all it’s worth. She’s promoting herself. She’s promoting her “Make America Horny Again” tour.
This is so stupid.
Anyway, she’s officially denying it.
Stormy Daniels (going on Kimmel tonight after Trump's State of the Union) issues a new statement saying she is denying having an affair with Trump not because of a settlement but because “it never happened.”
She would also like you to follow her on Instagram.
From @a_cormier_ pic.twitter.com/J11O3WGGz3
— Tom Namako (@TomNamako) January 30, 2018
It either didn’t happen and she just wants attention, or she was paid more money.
I’m just saying it like it is.
I don’t know what happened. I just want Stormy Daniels to go away.