Dem. TX Congressman Goes On “Thirst Strike” For Eight Hours; Gets Promptly TORCHED By Twitter

I was today years old when I found out that this dude existed in my state, but alas – he is some sort of Democrat leader-person who uses pronouns in his bio and whatnot:

Have these people ever heard of water bottles? Every freaking elementary-through-high-schooler has one attached to their hip these days. WTF.

That’s a fantastic idea. I bet some folks could make a lot of money marketing something like that. *FACEPALM*

Also, don’t people go without food and water every single night? Aren’t people doing this as part of that intermittent fasting crap? But yeah – you’re like, super brave there, Greg. You’re practically a NAVY SEAL now.

Thank goodness we’re paying that guy a ridiculous pension to make up for his pain and suffering. And I only knew is was HIM suffering because he/him told me so in his bio.