Somehow, the liberal lunatics have decided that the GOP Tax Bill will KILL THEM.
I sh*t you not. Like actually end their LIVES.
I can’t even wrap my head around how they came to that conclusion… so I’m not going to try.
Anyway. Susan Collins, RINO extraordinaire, is basically a hold out on EVERY vote… so they thought they could get her to vote no… with cake.
Activists delivered these cakes to @SenatorCollins with an important message:
Kill this bill. Don’t kill us.
Vote NO on the #GOPTaxScam. pic.twitter.com/IDEstDbyaS
— Women’s March (@womensmarch) December 18, 2017
No offense, but there’s no way in hell I’d eat a cake from those people. There’s a 50% chance of witchcraft. Dark Magic is not at ALL what I want with my cake.
Also… they’re… high. Or something. What is wrong with these people?
.@SenatorCollins, listen to Rebecca from Portland. Vote NO on the #GOPTaxScam. pic.twitter.com/RFayYDl4Uw
— Popular Democracy (@popdemoc) December 18, 2017
SHOCKINGLY it didn’t work.
SUSAN COLLINS is a YES on the final Republican tax bill.
— Sahil Kapur (@sahilkapur) December 18, 2017
Senator Susan Collins: “I rise to express my support for the conference agreement on the Tax Cuts and Jobs Act.” https://t.co/Doszvxr0eW pic.twitter.com/e0eCcTzWIK
— ABC News (@ABC) December 18, 2017
OMG PEOPLE ARE GUNNA DIE NOW.
There really aren’t any good Republicans
— Peter Venkman (@PeterVenkman82) December 18, 2017
@SenatorCollins
Congrats, Ivanka Trump is calling you out personally to thank you for saving her family billions.
The rest of us? We are screwed. Thanks for nothing.— Anne Steitz (@annepearl1) December 19, 2017
Susan Collins leaving Capitol Hill tonight pic.twitter.com/WBGqmyLPgW
— Laura Sesana (@lasesana) December 18, 2017
Apparently she is like every other #Republican who votes for donors instead of constituents
— 🎄🎁 Happy Holidays! ⛄️🎅🏻 (@jaxtell123) December 18, 2017
Sold your soul, didn't you, @SenatorCollins. Hope it was "worth" it. I'm sure Lucifer has a lovely suite waiting on her…right next door to Cornyn.
— carol harrell (@madebycarol) December 18, 2017
May god have mercy on their wicked souls. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
— April in TX (@BGHeaven) December 18, 2017
Susan Collins sold her soul to Trump.
— Mark Tonoff (@negrilmark) December 18, 2017
My eyes can’t stop rolling. Seriously… I’m getting dizzy.