Woman’s March Psychos Try To Win Susan Collin’s Vote With Cake

Somehow, the liberal lunatics have decided that the GOP Tax Bill will KILL THEM.

I sh*t you not. Like actually end their LIVES.

I can’t even wrap my head around how they came to that conclusion… so I’m not going to try.

Anyway. Susan Collins, RINO extraordinaire, is basically a hold out on EVERY vote… so they thought they could get her to vote no… with cake.

Activists delivered these cakes to @SenatorCollins with an important message:

Kill this bill. Don’t kill us.

Vote NO on the #GOPTaxScam. pic.twitter.com/IDEstDbyaS

— Women’s March (@womensmarch) December 18, 2017

No offense, but there’s no way in hell I’d eat a cake from those people. There’s a 50% chance of witchcraft. Dark Magic is not at ALL what I want with my cake.

Also… they’re… high. Or something. What is wrong with these people?

.@SenatorCollins, listen to Rebecca from Portland. Vote NO on the #GOPTaxScam. pic.twitter.com/RFayYDl4Uw

— Popular Democracy (@popdemoc) December 18, 2017

SHOCKINGLY it didn’t work.

SUSAN COLLINS is a YES on the final Republican tax bill.

— Sahil Kapur (@sahilkapur) December 18, 2017

Senator Susan Collins: “I rise to express my support for the conference agreement on the Tax Cuts and Jobs Act.” https://t.co/Doszvxr0eW pic.twitter.com/e0eCcTzWIK

— ABC News (@ABC) December 18, 2017

OMG PEOPLE ARE GUNNA DIE NOW.

There really aren’t any good Republicans

— Peter Venkman (@PeterVenkman82) December 18, 2017

@SenatorCollins
Congrats, Ivanka Trump is calling you out personally to thank you for saving her family billions.
The rest of us? We are screwed. Thanks for nothing.

— Anne Steitz (@annepearl1) December 19, 2017

Susan Collins leaving Capitol Hill tonight pic.twitter.com/WBGqmyLPgW

— Laura Sesana (@lasesana) December 18, 2017

Apparently she is like every other #Republican who votes for donors instead of constituents

— 🎄🎁 Happy Holidays! ⛄️🎅🏻 (@jaxtell123) December 18, 2017

Sold your soul, didn't you, @SenatorCollins. Hope it was "worth" it. I'm sure Lucifer has a lovely suite waiting on her…right next door to Cornyn.

— carol harrell (@madebycarol) December 18, 2017

May god have mercy on their wicked souls. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

— April in TX (@BGHeaven) December 18, 2017

Susan Collins sold her soul to Trump.

— Mark Tonoff (@negrilmark) December 18, 2017

My eyes can’t stop rolling. Seriously… I’m getting dizzy.