Biden Adds Persian To The Lengthy List Of Races And Cultures He Claims, But Denies Irish

A few weeks ago, when Biden visited Ukraine and Poland, he took the opportunity to appropriate the Polish race and culture by claiming that he always felt like his name should have ended in “ski” like his Polish neighbors. I then put together this montage of Biden claiming numerous racial and cultural identities including Greek, Jewish, Black, Puerto Rican, and then Polish. Little did I know that this video montage would be obsolete less than a month later.

On Saint Patrick’s Day, Joe Biden, who the Irish Post claims is the most Irish American president since John F Kennedy, bizarrely claimed that he’s “not really Irish.” He said, “I’ve been to Ireland many times, but not to actually look up, to find my actual family members. And there are so many — and they actually weren’t in jail.” He then said, “I’m the only Irishman you ever met, though, that’s never had a drink, so I”m OK. I’m really not Irish.” Considering how many races and cultures he’s happy to appropriate, I’m surprised he’s trying to deny one to which he actually has a legitimate familial claim. And what a way to do it, by denigrating an entire race and culture by calling them drunkards and criminals. But that’s not the end.

Now he’s also Persian. Well, sort of. He’s claims he’s “a student of the Persian culture — not a practitioner, but a student.” So Persian adjacent? Kind of makes Elizabeth Warren claiming to be Native American look like no big deal, right? He’s claiming 7 different racial and cultural identities. But no one bats an eye because it’s just demented old Joe rambling on again. Ladies and Gentlemen, the President of the United States of America.