Westminster College is Now Offering a Course on “How to be a B*tch”
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January 31, 2023What exactly does one do with a degree in gender studies?
Make obscene amounts of money on the lecture circuit quacking about hot words like “cisheteropatriarchal,” and “neopronouns“?
Hawk protein shakes and sports bras on the ‘gram?
I’m seriously asking… besides the obvious nothing… what is there?
The classes that these programs include have always fallen on the side of lunacy, but this seems like a whole new, somehow lower, level.
From The College Fix:
Westminster College students can learn about “How to be a B*tch” this summer thanks to a gender studies course.
The course is just one of a handful of race and sex focused courses offered by the Utah college.
The class will address questions such as “What does the media teach us about women (or gender) and leadership, aggression and behavior?” and “Why are words like ‘b*tch’ and ‘bossy’ so interesting yet problematic?”
“Come unpack B*tch and its related adjectives to figure out what you want to embrace and what we wish would go away,” the class description tells potential enrollees.
The College Fix emailed the faculty of arts and sciences and the college’s media relations representative this past week and asked what the college hopes students will learn from the class. Neither responded.
The college already made headlines in the past, when it offered a gender studies course called “Porn.”
The university specified in the course description that students would “watch pornographic films” in class.
Is this something that you need… taught to you?
I always assumed it was something that just came naturally for some people.
Also… who are they tapping to teach this? Or, in other words… who’s the boss b*tch?
Meghan Markle?
Joy Behar?
Joy Reid?
Some other lady ironically named Joy?
I can think of a lot of b*tches, but how does one even begin to narrow it down for the top slot? Feel free to leave suggestions (I’m not looking for the ladies you find most annoying or stupid… I want your purposely malicious b*tches).
The scary part is that most of these gender studies majors won’t have the skills to become professors themselves. Which, in turn, means the McDonald’s experience will get even worse…
The b*tches are gonna be fluent.
Yikes…
Please… for the love of whatever you hold dear… know what you want to do with your life before you pick your major. Nobody likes a drag on society. Well… hardworking people don’t, anyway…
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I think the entire purpose of this degree is to help reinforce the wage gap myth. Since a large portion of it is based around false equivalences you can now say “college graduates” when comparing people making money with useful degrees vs those who studied things where nonsense is the intent.
How exactly can one holding a degree in one of the multitudes of kooky majors actually make a living with it? Rhetorical question, I know.
If they are going to make up words, “Cisheteropatriarchy, noun. ‘A system of power based on the supremacy & dominance of cisheterosexual men through the exploitation & oppression of women and the LGBTQIA.’”, I have a couple for them:
Stupiditis [-] An infection caused by a borderline retarded human saying something so fucking stupid it destroys the laws of disease and infects you with his own stupidity. It also makes your balls smell like damp cardboard What you just said gave me stupiditis you absolute goober – https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Stupiditis
“morosoph: a learned fool; an educated person who lacks common sense and good judgment.”
I am allergic to stupidity, so I break out in sarcasm. – Unknown
I am allergic to stupidity, so I break out in sarcasm. – Unknown Rodney King famously asked, “Can’t we all get along?”
Stupiditis [-] An infection caused by a borderline retarded human saying something so fucking stupid it destroys the laws of disease and infects you with his own stupidity. It also makes your balls smell like damp cardboard What you just said gave me stupiditis you absolute goober – https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Stupiditis
These professors/lecturers seem to meet the definition of both, Stupiditis and “morosoph: a learned fool; an educated person who lacks common sense and good judgment.”
If these professors/lecturers said what they mean in simple English, no one with a brain would listen to them and they would lose their con. They make up a million-dollar words to sound smart and important, but just add to the confusion.
“Cisheteropatriarchy, noun. ‘A system of power based on the supremacy & dominance of cisheterosexual men through the exploitation & oppression of women and the LGBTQIA.’” When we already use a perfectly good word for the same thing, patriarchy.