ICYMI: Watch This Accused Murderer React to His Search History Being Read Aloud

You know that feeling when, despite your best efforts, everything around you begins to crumble and you are left amid the wreckage with nothing to warm you but the inescapable certainly that you are, well and truly, bumf*cked?

Brian Walshe does.

Walshe is accused of murdering his wife, Ana Walshe, who went missing on New Year’s Day. He will stand trial on February 9th, but it’s not looking good for him based on preliminary findings– by which I mean, his search history.

Watch Walshe react as a transcript of his google searches, conducted on his son’s iPad, is read aloud:

Walshe’s searches include:

January 1:

• “How long before a body starts to smell?” at 4:55 a.m.
• “How to stop a body from decomposing?” at 4:58 a.m.
• “How to bound a body,” at 5:20 a.m.
• “10 ways to dispose of a dead body if you really need to,” at 5:47 a.m.
• “How long for someone to be missing to inherit?” at 6:25 a.m.
• “Can you throw away body parts?” at 6:34 a.m.
• “What does formaldehyde do?” at 9:29 a.m.
• “How long does DNA last?” at 9:34 a.m.
• “Can identification be made on partial remains?” at 9:59 a.m.
• “Dismemberment and best ways to dispose of a body,” at 11:34 a.m.
• “How to clean blood from wooden floor?” at 11:44 a.m.
• “Luminol to detect blood,” at 11:56 a.m.
• “What happens when you put body parts in ammonia?” at 1:08 p.m.
• “Is it better to throw crime scene clothes away or wash them?” at 1:21 p.m.

January 2:

• “Hacksaw best tool to dismember” at 12:45 p.m.
• “Can you be charged with murder without a body?” at 1:10 p.m.
• “Can you identify a body with broken teeth?” at 1:14 p.m.

January 3:

• “What happens to hair on a dead body?” at 1:02 p.m.
• “What is the rate of decomposition of a body found in a plastic bag compared to on a surface in the woods?” at 1:13 p.m.
• “Can baking soda mask or make a body smell good?” at 1:20 p.m.

I don’t know about y’all, but my personal favorite is “10 ways to dispose of a dead body if you really need to.” Bro really thought Buzzfeed was gonna have his back on this one.

Now, I’m no expert, but. . . I think he might’ve done it.

Again. I’m no expert.