This 5’9″ Whiney Dude Would Like To Make Your Truck Illegal.
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November 1, 2022
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November 1, 2022Oh, Tyler. You win dumbass, whiney tweet o’ the day. Congrats!
That truck doesn’t stand a chance, what with Tyler showing it his MEAN ol’ middle finger and all.
Scaaaaary.
I especially love Tyler’s purse, though. Is that Lululemon? I would’ve asked him directly, but Tyler doesn’t allow little people like me to talk to him on the Twitter-machine. This may come as a shock to some of you, but he’s also kinda sensitive about his average-height, even though he says he isn’t:
What is a “truck bro,” exactly? I am a woman, and I like trucks. I prefer driving them instead of cars, and I like the big ones over the smaller trucks. We have two on our ranch. I also like tractors. Would he call me a “tractor girl?” Is there a club I’m unaware of? If so, I would like information on membership.
Obviously, Tyler has never been 20 miles from a ranch or farm and has ZERO IDEA what happens at those places. We have a used F250, up from an F150, and we’re actually outgrowing the 250 – we just can’t afford to upgrade right now – and we may never be able to. Trucks are outrageous price-wise (aren’t all vehicles these days?), and gas is – well, y’all know. We don’t even have a full ranching operation – just a “ranchette.” It takes a LOT of vehicle to pull livestock, giant bales of hay and feed, huge trailers, etc. Our cattle rancher friends down the road from us have a semi. I’ve driven it (and yes, it was awesome). These are absolultely necessary vehicles on mid-to-large-scale operations. Operations that keep our country doing all the things Tyler (and guys like him who carry purses) takes for granted, apparently.
That vehicle should not, in fact, be illegal in any way. Tyler needs to take all the seats.
And THIS dude also doesn’t get it:
Yeeeeah, Steven with a V. Like farmers and ranchers aren’t being taxed ENOUGH right now. Like they’re not treading water and just trying to SURVIVE OMG. Sweet Jesus, you just know this guy is a Bernie Sanders voter. Hope you’re enjoying your soy latte while people are actually out in the country doing real work.
Unbelievable.
Rural folks aren’t equipped – or wealthy enough, mind you – to buy an additional tiny car for tooling around in the city when they need to go there, just to spare the butthurt feelings of average-height Tyler and climate-crier-Steven, should we choose to go into a city for whatever reason.
Furthermore, at the end of the day, it’s none of Tyler’s or Steven-with-a-v’s damn business what vehicle we choose to buy.
This is America. And that’s just one reason for having a truck – we can choose what we want to buy, whatever size it may be, for whatever reason we choose. Another reason is pure necessity. Our son is in commercial construction in California. He also drives a huge truck, because he needs it for his occupation. It’s truly perplexing how people can live in a bubble and believe that the things they use, live in, and enjoy on the daily just magically appear for them (out of thin air?) – and they demonize those who ultimately provide said things for them. They want to make the tools those folks USE illegal because they seem somehow foreign to them. Remarkable, really.
Enjoy your food and the warm building you live in, Tyler. Bless your ignorant heart.
Here’s a helpful tip for Tyler about how normal people live in what used to be a once free-market America:
Yeeeeah. But listen, if we’re really going to do this banning thing? Maybe we should start with beta males and climate cultists.
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Looks like a sweet ride to me! (Truck, NOT Tyler.) It’s just not anything I can afford.
Tyler can just go f&^k off already. When he is done f&^king off at his present location, he can go somewhere else and f&^k off. Later rinse repeat.
It is not his decision and frankly, he should just STFU before someone decides that he is TOO TALL at 5’9′ and needs to be shortened by about a foot.
Instead of inconveniencing everyone else, maybe Tyle should buy and wear a pair of platform shoes from the 70’s. As for the Mr. Lemon remark, Tyler is on his own on that one.
If you watch Wagon’s East with John Candy and Richard Lewis, they have a scene where the madam from the cat house and all the ladies in the wagon train were sitting around the fire talking. The madam said I know you are all curious about my line of work so you can ask me anything. One lady then said my husband told me 4 inches was way above average. He said the biggest on record was only 4 1/2 inches. Is that true? The madam almost fell down trying to keep a straight face.
I drive a RAM 1500 from my house to my work truck, a 2017 Mack Pinnacle, that I’m in 10-11 hours a day. Let He/Him see if he could handle a real truck.
Guy claims he’s secure in his height but also announces his pronouns. Clearly the evidence does not support the claim.
Would I buy a truck like that? No. It’s not my thang. But your garden-variety leftist thinks they should be allowed to regulate your choices based on their myopic viewpoint. They must constantly be told The Constitution has no such thing as “The Bill of Needs”.
The farmer who grows the soybeans for that soy latte probably has a truck like this! We have a new GMC 2500 diesel on order – the price and the diesel & DEF shortage are making me anxious! It is for my husband’s business – delivering corn & soybean seed to farmers, pulling around the JD Gator to soil sample in fields, (and to pull our camper). These dudes need to get out of the city and visit rural America where real men (and women) do real work.
5’9″ huh? Why do I get the feeling he is the kind of guy who has been made the butt of jokes from women for centuries- the kind that thinks 4 inches is much bigger than it is.
Tyler needs to grow the hell up!