Madonna Seems To Come Out As Gay, Immediately Called Out As Desperate For Attention

Madonna hasn’t been in the news for a few months. And boy, those few months did her DIRTY!! You can see every single day of her 64 years. She looks like the yucky old hag who turns out to be the witch that eats the village children. Seriously, this poor woman. But she’s SO desperate for attention that she decided she’d go ahead and hop on the alphabet mafia bandwagon with a flashy TikTok. In a strange video, a pink-haired and very weather-worn Madonna appears in an ugly outfit with the caption, “If I miss, I’m Gay!” She then holds up bright pink panties, wads them up, and completely misses the garbage can she was clearly not really aiming for.

First of all, I feel like no one’s really surprised. Like Velma in Scooby Doo being announced as lesbian when everyone already knew. The only reason they announced that was for a bit of splashy PR. And that’s basically what Madonna is doing here.

Pretty much immediately, people called her out for this obvious attention-seeking behavior. Basically, they’re calling it “queer-baiting” for PR. The video had 1.3 million views in the first hour, but it’s the comments that are where the story really is. Everyone basically saying she’s just trying to stay relevant and clearly just seeking attention.

Some people speculate that she’s just joking, but YIKES! I’d be nervous to joke about something like that. It’d be like Senator Elizabeth Warren joking about being Native American…