

Oh, Mazie. Why do you have to have the same name as Mock’s dog? WHYYYY?
It’s just mean to her dog, who has the heart of an angel, but the face of a frozen, expressionless Hollywood celebrity who has injected too much crap into her face.
Behold the stupid:
I can’t think of a single comparable thing that the government can do to men that even comes close to forcing a woman to have a child.
Can you?
— Senator Mazie Hirono (@maziehirono) May 5, 2022
Why do these people tweet? It’s baffling.
Of course, there were responses. SOOOOO many responses. But this one encapsulates them well:
— T. Doniphon (@PhilMyman) May 6, 2022
You, too, can become a Senator, free, with an order of shrimp tacos!