This Guy Is “One Of The Most Loved People In The State” (Of Indiana) And Wants to Sh*t In His Own Hand And Throw It At Us.

If you haven’t caught up on how some liberal chick made up a story about what we said on the air the other day, then went off on her Facebook page about it in a PUBLIC post, and encouraged her gaggle of friends to come after us (oh noes!), you can catch up on that drama right here.  She made the Wall of Shame, because of course.

I’ll wait while you do that.

If you need the Reader’s Digest version of it, here it is:

1. Liberal chick heard a part of our show.
2. Liberal chick got triggered by words.
3. Liberal chick took words, then invented a radio segment in her head that never actually happened and then took to her Facebook page and told everyone that we were saying things about women that we were not, in fact, saying.
4. Someone tipped us off to this public – and very false – post about us.
5. Since we don’t roll over and take too kindly to being lied about, we defended ourselves in our post linked above.
6. Chick immediately took her post down, and never addressed us personally or apologized for doing 1-3.  Why would she?  I mean, it’s easier to just have her friends come after us via social media and then voicemail.  Fighting your own battles is SO PASSE’.

Yep.  Fast forward to today.  Her gay BFF has left countless voicemails for us, because he’s decided that it’s his mission to sh*t in his hand and hurl it at us (true story – in the audio below).

Never mind that his friend is a grown woman who lied about a segment we did, never took accountability for it, and can’t seem to handle her own crap.  Because third wave (isn’t that the wave we’re on now?  I can’t keep up) feminists’ empowerment.  You know.

Anywho, here are the insane amount of voicemails we received today.  They’re truly EPIC.  And hilarious.  They must be shared far and wide, because they’re insight into the liberal psyche (and a Day in the Life of the Chicks):

This is the party of compassion, y’all.  Take a whiff.

Now, for us, this whole scenario was incredibly predictable, minus about 6 minutes of voicemails (he got a little winded for me).  Dude. Was. Committed.  And he got borderline creepy, and Lord knows we know creepy (we have all the restraining orders and whatnot). But this behavior, overall, is nothing new.  If you’re dead-wrong and you’re a liberal (but I repeat myself), ignoring what Actually Happened and then zoning in completely on someone’s physical appearance for almost a quarter of an hour on a frikkin’ answering machine – and then throwing in something about how you want to smear your own feces on them?  That’s pretty apropos for a lib.  And maybe mentioning how you think they could die in a car wreck and no one would miss them?

Icing on the cake for these folks.

Yep, this is the party of elevated discourse.  The party of loooooove.  This is who they really are, y’all.  We’ve lived this rollercoaster for the better part of a decade.

It’s apparently all that time spent in Africa or something.

And I gotta say – it’s all because Mock and I don’t take their crap.  We don’t roll over.  They’re surprised every time, and it makes them SO ANGRY. You know why?  They expect conservative women like us to read posts like Lauren’s, clutch our pearls and just say, “well, that’s unfortunate someone is lying about us and spewing untruths!  Boo!”  No.  We don’t PLAY.  If you’re lying about something we said – ESPECIALLY if it’s something about women being assaulted (as the case was), since we’ve had loved ones who HAVE BEEN RAPED and assaulted – we don’t appreciate having women lie about us in that context.  Or ANY context.  We don’t tolerate lying when we see it about us.  And moreover, we would never make light of that subject.  So bugger off.

Like Lauren said in her original Facebook post…

We will NEVER STOP STANDING UP FOR OURSELVES!

Mmmm hmmm.

You know what’s basic?  The predictability of these voicemails.  The predictability of liberals.  The predictability of a liberal gay man coming after conservative women and saying that we’re sucking Pence’s d*ck (seriously STAAAAHP…you make normal gay dudes look like perverted scumbags, and it’s embarrassing).  The predictability of angry liberal feminist chicks who can’t just say, “oh crap. I messed that up.  I’ll take my post down, because I made a mistake there…whoops….maybe I should direct message them and clear this up.”  Which we could’ve done.

Instead, they recruit their gay friends to PREDICTABLY attack our appearance.

That’s what’s so hilariously basic.