Attention Townspeople: Gavin Newsom Is Still An Out-Of-Touch Douchecanoe.

Don’t you love it when politicians and celebrities (but I repeat myself) put out staged tweets like this?

Reading some banned books to figure out what these states are so afraid of. pic.twitter.com/z6eJ01NZJe

— Gavin Newsom (@GavinNewsom) March 31, 2022

Yeah. MMMMMKAY, Gavin. Like YOU READ.  

If anything, Gavin pays some minion to read things for him.  He can’t be bothered to have his own eyes actually do such tedious work.  The strain may mess up his hair.

Side note – is that restaurant he’s in – maskless, mind you – the French Laundry?  You know, that place where hypocrite douchecanoes like Gavin dine on expensive fare and make tyrannical rules for the commoners?

Weird thing, though. One of the prominently displayed books that he’s pretending to say he has the ability to read is “To Kill A Mockingbird.” I guess Pomade McGee forgot that there are places in California where IT is banned:

One of those books on his pile was banned… in a California School. pic.twitter.com/CrbS4fHkx0

— Sean (@Sean_M0) March 31, 2022

Whoops.

Back to the whole pretending-to-read thing, though. What is it with all of these politicians/celebrities/leftist activists who are pretending to do that, but actually can’t these days?  That’s becoming quite the theme, what with HB1557 and whatnot.

It’s like they’re all just identifying as readers.