Attention Townspeople! AOC Needs You To Pay Off Her Student Debt So SHE CAN BUY A DAMN HOUSE

Thanks to our favorite writer over there at Breitbart (heeeey Hannah Bleau!), I was alerted to the fact that AOC was on Instagram (where she is ALL THE TIME) and in between one of her super-duper important, like, OMG, contouring seshes you guuuuuyyyys, she told them that she wants her peeps to BULLY the White House into clearing all student loans.

You get that?  She’s really into BULLYING now.  Weird coming from a non-bullying politician, but I guess you gottadowhatyougottado when you want other people to buy you a “damn house:”

Ah yes.  More free sh*t.  The swan song of Democrats.

This is at least my 7th rodeo, and this chick is more predictable than an episode of Three’s Company.

The only perplexing thing here is that people FALL for her crap.  Let’s unpack, shall we?  American taxpayers already fund her lavish lifestyle to the tune of 174,000 bucks a year (plus macdaddy benefits that I’ll never see in my private-sector lifetime).  Lord knows she doesn’t have to save for her retirement – I mean, we gotchu, AOC.  You know, those of us in the private sector that you often demonize.  You’ll never have to worry about silly things like that.  You’re welcome, by the way!

But all of that isn’t enough for her, you see.  She’d like us to retroactively pay for her useless college education.  It was a degree in economics, mind you, and by the looks of things, it was completely useless.  But by golly, she’s all for bullying the president over it if she doesn’t get her way.  The whole, “do as I say, not as I do” manner in which Democrats live their lives.  Again with that whole predictable thing.

Meanwhile, in Reality, we’re all paying out the keester for groceries, gas, utility bills, home prices, and OUR OWN CHILDREN’S educations.  Huh.  Additionally, our national security is a disaster, and Putin is on a war path.

Huge side note – why would she want to buy a house if she thinks we’re all gonna die in a few years because of climate change?  Houses seem so PERMANENT.  

Anywho.  Listen, y’all – AOC is going to shove her fingers in her ears, hold her breath and jump up and down until she gets you to pay for her DAMN HOUSE.  Because this is who we elect to public office now.  Congratulations, America.

If you’re a person who elected this self-absorbed commie-princess, please raise your hand, then promptly punch yourself in the face. Thanks.