Germany’s First Sex Doll-Only Brothel Opens

This sex doll thing is OUT OF CONTROL, you guys.  There’s hardly a day that goes by anymore where we’re not reading a new headline/story about sex dolls.

And now there’s this. 

A woman by the name of Evelyn Schwarz has seen a need, and she’s filled the need.  She’s opened up Germany’s very first sex doll-only brothel, called Bordoll – which, according to the sourcelink, is a “fusion of the words bordello and doll.”

She bought 11 sex dolls for about $2200 each, named each of them, and BOOM.  She’s in business.   All of the dolls are unique – with varying heights, boob sizes, hair color, etc.

And it has been a ROARING success, because apparently dudes are sick of human women’s sh*t and they’re not going to take it anymore.

Each doll is booked as many as TWELVE TIMES A DAY, for $25 an hour, which – if my math is right – means Evelyn is bringing in $3300 a day, without having to have any Actual Employees.  The dolls won’t need sick days, maternity leaves – they won’t ask for PTO time or holiday pay.  They don’t need healthcare.

We are talking about 1.2 million dollars in revenue annually.

EVELYN IS A FREAKING GENIUS.

She says her brothel attracts men of all ages and professions, and they visit from all over the entire country, with a repeat customer rate of about 70%.  So not only are they visiting because they’re curious, they’re coming back because they’re SATISFIED.

Evelyn also reports that most of the wives of her visitors are tolerant of their husbands seeking love in the arms of sex dolls, and in fact will WAIT OUTSIDE IN THE CAR for them while it’s happening.

The only downside so far?  Apparently an “overly excited customer” broke the most popular doll in the brothel – Anna – and she had to be replaced.  I don’t even wanna KNOW how that happened.

As you’re aware if you listen to our radio show regularly, sex dolls are becoming a HUGE deal – and according to the sourcelink, an interactive sex doll named Samantha was broken at the Ars Electronica Festival in the city of Linz, because “so many visitors groped its breasts and soiled its body.”

*shudder*