‘Butt Crack’ Jeans. It’s The Next Trend.

As much as I like fashion, I don’t understand about half of the trends out there. And again– I’m someone who LOVES clothes, shoes and accessories.

Let’s review some of the worst trends, shall we?

RompHims:

Underboob:

Plastic thigh highs:

Plastic knee jeans:

Detachable jeans:

Clear jeans:

Muddy jeans:

And an entire “ungendered” clothing line:

Now, ASOS is gracing the world with super cool “butt crack” jeans! They’re only $60!

There is nothing more annoying and uncomfortable than jeans riding too low. I have no idea who thought this was a good idea, but clearly, comfort is not a priority.

As you can see, the pants mimic a crack.  Also, when you sit, you’ll probably give everyone an eyeful of the real, actual thing.

Thanks but no thanks, ASOS.

I’m really hoping the free market takes care of this eyesore. I don’t want to see cracks– real or fake.