Twitter Is Begging Dennis Rodman To Save The Free World From Nuclear Destruction

North Korea is all the rage today. And by all the rage, I mean completely dangerous and erratic and holy crap what is happening.

Earlier in the day, the Washington Post reported that North Korea is developing missile-ready nukes and is much farther along than experts anticipated. And now there are reports floating around that North Korea is “seriously considering” a strike on Guam.

The internet is ablaze with reactions, and that’s when I noticed it. Dennis Rodman is trending. Of course I investigated, because I’m a sucker for glorious cultural gossip. As it turns out, Twitter is filled with people begging Dennis Rodman to intervene and save the free world from certain nuclear destruction.

A lot of the tweets were made in jest, but I’m a bit uneasy because I’m afraid some of them are serious.

Our conversation on the Chick chat went something like this:

RD: You guys. People are legit saying we need Dennis Rodman to intervene rn.

Kimber: because we do. SAVE US DENNIS

RD: ONLY DENNIS CAN SAVE US FROM NUCLEAR DISASTER

Kimber: in this day and age…maybe
dear kim, I LIKE guam. -dennis
problem solved

RD: He could even video chat it

Kimber: PERFECT

It’s a viable solution, right?

Dennis Rodman needs to step in and serve as a mediator between his two friends Donald and Kim Jong Un.

— 🌹 Annie DuBois 🌹 (@AnnieDuBois69) August 8, 2017

OK seriously though someone get Dennis Rodman

— Leigh Munsil (@leighmunsil) August 8, 2017

The only person on earth that can prevent the end of the world is Dennis Rodman. Start drinking

— Thomas Thornton (@TommyThornton) August 8, 2017

Dennis Rodman, the world needs you right now. #NorthKorea

— Paulin (@PaullysTweets13) August 8, 2017

Everyone calm down he will not attack the US as long as Dennis Rodman is alive keep Dennis safe America stays safe

— Kevin Borregaard (@kevinborregaard) August 8, 2017

Time to deploy Dennis Rodman to save the day

— Damien Woody (@damienwoody) August 8, 2017

Imagine going to 1996 and telling people Donald Trump and Dennis Rodman may have to team up to stop a nuclear crisis #NorthKorea

— Michael McGee (@mtmbclax14) August 8, 2017

Dear Mr. President: You have a bunker. We don’t. Stop talking and tweeting and let Dennis Rodman work it out. #NKorea

— Monica Rose (@moonsinleo) August 8, 2017

This about sums it up.

2017: The year when the fate of the free world might just come down to Dennis Rodman.#NorthKorea pic.twitter.com/2FKJryj8Ar

— The Hoarse Whisperer (@HoarseWisperer) August 8, 2017

I never thought I would see the day when the nation would need Dennis Rodman to save us from getting blown up by North Korea pic.twitter.com/MDwGWFwf4T

— brandon humble (@playb0y52) August 8, 2017

Where’s Dennis Rodman to ease tensions with North Korea

— big baller brand(on) (@yungmanjenkins) August 8, 2017

Is Dennis Rodman going to have to save the world

— InsideHoops.com NBA (@InsideHoops) August 8, 2017

How to survive a Nuke attack by North Korea. Stay close to Dennis Rodman. 💥

— Sal LaBarbera (@Sal_LaBarbera) August 8, 2017

Only person on this planet that can prevent WWIII is Dennis Rodman…. bless our souls Jesus 🙏🏻

— Cory Staples (@cory_staples13) August 8, 2017

Your move, Dennis. Schmooze it up with that chubby tyrant and SAVE US FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SAVE US.