Malia Obama Has To Be Carted Out Of Lollapalooza Music Festival

A few days ago we mentioned that Malia Obama was dancing the night away at popular music festival Lollapalooza.

A lot of people attacked us for “attacking” a child. Here’s the thing, we didn’t attack her. In fact, we said we’d like to party with her. And it’s all over the news. The videos were EVERYWHERE. That’s what we do. We tell you what’s going on.

I’d also like to mention that Malia is NOT a child. She’s a 19 year old woman. Surely some of you don’t realize this, but a few of us chicks aren’t much older than that. I’m in my mid 20’s. Hannah is in her EARLY twenties. We could easily be her sisters. The people pissed off that I’m talking about Malia HAVE NOOOO PROBLEM attacking me and my fellow young chick writers.

We were never attacking her. We were reporting what was ALL OVER THE NEWS.

And you know what, we are now too. There’s follow up. She was disoriented and had to be carted away by security, and you know what? It’s news. So I’m posting it. Because that’s my job.

My lovely boss and sister chick Mock even wrote a whole post about how THAT’S OUR JOB.

Here’s what TMZ had to say about it:

Malia Obama rocked out so hard at Lollapalooza she needed a lift at the end of the night — as in a golf cart to take her out of the show.

TMZ’s obtained new video showing Malia looking kinda dazed Friday night as she was carted out of the music fest in Chicago. It’s unclear how much time elapsed between this video and the other footage we got of her rocking out to The Killers that night — but she’s wearing the same clothes.

 

As we reported … Barack’s oldest daughter headbanged and writhed on the ground with friends — basically, doing what 19-year-olds at Lollapalooza typically do.

I’m not going to make any accusations or assumptions here. Here she is. She was partying and had to be carted out. She doesn’t look entirely healthy. Something may have been wrong. I don’t know what it was. But it’s EVERYWHERE, and I’m not going to pretend that it’s not. If I did, I wouldn’t be doing my job right.