This Back-And-Forth Between Chelsea Clinton And The March For Science Is Vomit-Inducing

If you’re already feeling a bit under the weather, this slobbering lovefest between Chelsea Clinton and the March for Science won’t make you feel any better.

You see, Chelsea Clinton is still trying to make herself happen, and her mother’s fangirls are trying to make her happen, despite the fact that no one else– not even Vanity Fair– wants her to happen.

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Another reason to love the #PrincessBride. It inspired this sign! #marchforscience https://t.co/SgQKlk3Bvw

— Chelsea Clinton (@ChelseaClinton) April 22, 2017

Don’t you love how she tries to be all folksy and “of the people.” It’s adorbs. The March for Science administrators thought so, at least.

So honored to have your support today, Chelsea! Thanks for spreading the word about #MarchForScience! https://t.co/m6gYu6Vg0u

— March for Science (@ScienceMarchDC) April 22, 2017

And she was all, “OMG STAHHHHP. You’re making me blush!” Pretty much.

Thank YOU for all you’re doing to protect & advance progress! Grateful as a citizen, social scientist & mom #ScienceMarch #EarthDay https://t.co/DuwR1TtONu

— Chelsea Clinton (@ChelseaClinton) April 22, 2017

Anyway, someone mocked her for throwing her title as a social scientist out there. Because it’s corny as all get out. Who goes around and says, “Yep. I’m totes a social scientist.” Noobs. Noobs do. But Chelsea’s a strong, independent woman and defended herself!

I have a doctorate in international relations so, yes. Grateful to the #marchforscience today &to all who support science (&facts) every day https://t.co/zxtUx5fX3t

— Chelsea Clinton (@ChelseaClinton) April 22, 2017

Ya hear that? She has a PhD, so zip it. She’s intellectually superior. Everything that comes out of her mouth automatically has more weight than your thoughts and opinions, because she’s an almighty social scientist, and you’re not. We should totally listen to her continually deny common sense, because PhD!

I’m not going to lie to you. I’m disillusioned with college degrees. I’m not saying they’re not useful, but this “degree worship” culture is over the top. Morons like Chelsea Clinton have PhDs and wave them around like they’re something special. I’m not saying degrees are meaningless, but knowing that someone like Chelsea Clinton has a PhD gets you thinking…