Saint Rachel speaks!
Rachel Maddow has been eerily quiet since her Trump tax return bombshell fizzled out and died on Tuesday night. But now Rachel Maddow knows EXACTLY why the big news she spent an ETERNITY hyping and breaking and intro-ing didn’t live up to expectations. It’s YOUR FAULT. All you moronic viewers who tuned in expecting something super big!
Rachel Maddow blames viewers for her Trump tax dud, says people “expected too much” pic.twitter.com/8ATLVe4wLR
— FOX & friends (@foxandfriends) March 16, 2017
Translation: This didn’t IMMEDIATELY take down Donald Trump and it’s all the stupid idiots in the audience’s fault! I’m not a hack! Not at all!
Hm… now WHY would people think that you had something big, Miss Rachel? It couldn’t possibly have ANYTHING to do with tweets such as these –
BREAKING: We’ve got Trump tax returns. Tonight, 9pm ET. MSNBC.
(Seriously).
— Rachel Maddow MSNBC (@maddow) March 14, 2017
What we’ve got is from 2005… the President’s 1040 form… details to come tonight 9PM ET, MSNBC.
— Rachel Maddow MSNBC (@maddow) March 15, 2017
Or that you took a freaking TWENTY MINUTES hyping it up on your show before turning it around and revealing… that Donald Trump pays taxes just like every other taxpaying American.
You want someone to blame? Take a good, long, hard look in the mirror.
Moral of the Story: Don’t start nothing, won’t be nothing. Especially when you have precisely nothing.
(Somewhere, Geraldo is laughing his butt off. Still.)