This Is An Actual Movie, FYI

There’s a new movie coming out that I’m sure you’ll all be interested in seeing. It’s called “Is That a Gun in Your Pocket?”

Heard of it? Of course you haven’t. Because it’s that stupid.

Basically, the movie is about a bunch of men in Texas who love guns. And there’s some sort of gun-related incident, so the women of the city agree to deprive men of sex until they get rid of their guns. Not kidding.

If there’s one thing the men of Rockford, Texas love as much as their women, it’s their guns. But life in this idyllic town is turned upside-down when a gun incident at a neighborhood school spurs stay-at-home mom Jenna (Andrea Anders) to rethink Rockford’s obsessive gun culture. Much to the chagrin of her husband Glenn (Matt Passmore), Jenna ignites a movement by convincing the women to withhold sex from the men until every gun in town is vanquished. A wild and hilarious showdown ensues between the sexes. As tensions—and libidos—rise, the men and women of Rockford must decide what’s really important: keeping the peace or getting a piece

Here’s the trailer, just to prove again that this is, in fact, real.

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Some Hollywood weirdo actually thought this would be a good comedy. It just goes to show how the pretentious hags in Hollywood view the average conservative man: Dumb buffoons who only care about guns and sex. And apparently, the only way a woman can get what she wants is by depriving a man of sexual pleasure. So that’s an empowering thought.

Way to go, libs. The premiere is right around the corner. Buy your tickets ahead of time. I’m sure it’ll be sold out. (Just kidding about that.)