I always laugh when people say they’re going to move out of the country if *insert candidate here* becomes president. I understand the temptation. When I think of Hillary Clinton in the Oval Office, I cry. And cringe. And cry some more. But honestly, where would you go? Even at our worst, we’re the best. What country even comes close?
Anyway, you know we’re not YUGGGGGE Donald Trump fans, but with all of these celebrities threatening to leave the country, the temptation is real.
Here’s a list of the liberals hags who have threatened to leave if Trump becomes POTUS.
1. Whoopi Goldberg
“The minute you start pointing and saying that person is a rapist and a murderer, it pisses me off because I’ve been part of that when they just use a blanket statement to talk about black people or when they use a blanket statement to talk about white people or women or any other group,” she recently said. “I don’t think that’s America. I don’t want it to be America. Maybe it’s time for me to move, you know.”
“I can afford to go,” she added.
Then go.
2. Al Sharpton
“If Donald Trump is the nominee, I’m open to support anyone, while I’m also reserving my ticket to get outta here if he wins, only because he’d probably have me deported anyway.”
3. Jennifer Lawrence
“If Donald Trump becomes president, that will be the end of the world.”
I’m guessing that means she’ll be packing her bags? Or no, because the entire world is doomed anyway?
4. Jon Stewart
He’s apparently going to get in a spaceship and leave the planet completely because the world “has gone bonkers.”
5. Cher
She’s also going to relocate to outer space. Jupiter, to be exact.
6. Miley Cyrus
We don’t know exactly where she’s going, but it’ll be “out [of] da country” for sure.
7. Samuel L. Jackson
He’s moving to South Africa, FYI. I think his exact words were, “if that motherf***er becomes president, I’m moving my black ass to South Africa.”
8. Raven Symone
Which means she’s moving no matter what, right? Since there will most definitely be a Republican nominee?
9. Rosie O’Donnell
She’s moving to Canada.
10. Eddie Griffin
Like Jackson, he’s also planning on heading to Africa.
“If Trump wins, I’m moving to Africa,” Griffin said. “If he wants to build a wall to keep Mexicans out, I know what the f**k he feel about a n***a.”
That assessment is rooted in logic and reason. Clearly.
Trump isn’t exactly my first choice for president either, but I wouldn’t mind seeing these celebrities leave. If Michael Moore hops on board, we’ll really be talking.