London is literally going to sh*t, so instead of addressing why PEOPLE KEEP GETTING STABBED AND ACID-BURNED all over his city, (we know why.) the insufferably stupid mayor of London is enacting MAJOR KNIFE CONTROL!
I’m not kidding folks. This droolstain doesn’t understand why anyone would need knives. ‘There is never a reason to carry a knife.’
He even made a lil’ video about it:
Our message to London’s young people: your lives are too valuable to risk by carrying a knife. Help carry a new message #LondonNeedsYouAlive #LNYA pic.twitter.com/nPPlgndse5
— Mayor of London (@MayorofLondon) April 10, 2018
Um… there are plenty of reasons. But that’s not even the point.
The point is that Sadiq Khan would rather confiscate KNIVES than address the MAJOR migrant and violence problem in his city.
So now… this.
According to Daily Wire:
Over the weekend, London Mayor Sadiq Khan announced a new “knife control” initiative to crack down on the city’s rise in murder rates, which surpassed that of New York City despite tough gun control measures.
No excuses: there is never a reason to carry a knife. Anyone who does will be caught, and they will feel the full force of the law. https://t.co/XILUvIFLOW
— Mayor of London (@MayorofLondon) April 8, 2018
Conservatives rightly pointed out that the new policy gives life to the age-old slippery slope scenario. Now that Britain has largely disarmed their populace of firearms, conservatives reason that knives are the next target. But even knives are not the problem, according to the Regents Park Police, who recently boasted on their Twitter account of confiscating a pair of scissors, some pliers and a screwdriver during a so-called “weapons sweep.”
These items were found during a #weaponSweep near #MackworthHouse #AugustasSt during #OpSceptre . Safely disposed and taken off the streets pic.twitter.com/53HdeqMKu1
— Regents Park Police (@MPSRegentsPark) March 16, 2018
WOWOWOOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW.
THIS HAS TO BE A F***ING JOKE.
The police literally confiscated scissors, pliers, and other tools?
I have a set of needle-nose pliers to make JEWELRY that looks EXACTLY like the one on the far left.
Does that make me a dangerous criminal now?!?!?!
Let’s not even START with how many pairs of SCISSORS I have in the house.
This is ABSURD.
I’d venture to say that ALL OF US have at least one of these items in our home… if not all of them. Are we all dangerous thugs?
We should boycott harbor freight for selling assault tools. 😂😂😂
— Eric Menefee (@telepastor) March 31, 2018
So glad your local constabulary is ever vigilant.
Not mine originally, but fits here: pic.twitter.com/2hQlmt83Bl
— J Driftwood Flywheel (Mike Hull) (@unclewilver) March 31, 2018
— KillerClown (@xKillerClownx) April 1, 2018
As Sadiq has his police officers confiscate REGULAR HOUSEHOLD TOOLS, he makes his message LOUD AND CLEAR:

LONDON IS OPEN.
So while Khan continues to let ANYONE AND EVERYONE into his city, here’s a list of OTHER things he should consider banning:
Rocks
Clorox
Forks
Matches
Lighters
Manicure sets
Glass windows
Glass jars
Mirrors
Rope
Wire
Cars
Trucks
Shopping Carts
Antifreeze
Hammers
Drills
Saws
Frying pansBaseball bats…
The list is very, very long. He should probably just go ahead and confiscate everything.