flight

December 13, 2018

Passenger Tried To Smuggle 70 Live Finches Through JFK

If you thought people trying to smuggle entire hams on planes was weird, wait until you see this. According to that sourcelink, a passenger tried to […]
November 1, 2018

American Airlines Employee Fell Asleep In Cargo Hold And Woke Up In A Different City

Oops. According to this, an American Airlines employee fell asleep in the cargo hold of a Boeing 737 in Kansas City. He woke up about an […]
March 5, 2018

Gross Dude Is Arrested For Stripping Down Naked And Doing Disgusting Things On A Flight

I’ve told myself that I will never, ever, under ANY circumstances fly on any kind of Malaysian airline. (Mostly because I feel like their planes are […]
April 24, 2017

Mark Halperin Got Skewered Over This Tweet…

Y’all remember Mark Halperin from MSNBC?  For some reason, I can only remember him as the dude who got suspended by MSNBC because he made the […]
January 22, 2017

Wretched Old Hag Harasses Trump Supporter On A Flight And TOTALLY GETS WHAT’S COMING TO HER

OMG THIS IS SO SO SO GREAT. A clever and competent reader sent me this story, posted on FB by a fellow by the name of […]
May 30, 2014

This Is The Kind Of Crap That Happens When Goverment Can’t Keep Track Of Its Own Regulations.

Check this out: According to this, two Indianapolis-based musicians, Zach De Pue and Nicolas Kendall, from the group Time for Three, weren't permitted to board a […]
June 11, 2013

Attention Townspeople: This Is How To Make The Best Of A Rotten Situation.

First off – I gotta apologize, y'all.  I have just had one of those days where I'm feeling utterly uninspired to write anything of substance, and […]
January 27, 2011

Let Her Eat Chocolate-Covered Strawberries…

As if it wasn’t enough that ChoppyHands McBotox “used Air Force aircraft for 43 flights from January 1 to October 1, 2010…and 47 flights in the […]