The Right to Bear Arms Just Took on a Whole New Meaning

I knew the bears were getting out of hand when Japan was forced to call on their military to hunt them after a series of attacks. But I wasn’t expecting the bears to fight back, and it seems Tennessee bears are arming themselves in case our government gets any funny ideas.

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Can you imagine wondering where your new chainsaw went, only to discover video of a bear taking off with it? I can’t decide if I would be angry or impressed.

Luckily bears are lacking in the thumb department, so the chances of that fella getting that thing started are pretty low—but not zero.

Stay safe everyone.