

I love it when criminals mess with the wrong people. All too often we see the dregs of society harm innocent bystanders with—what often feels like—zero repercussions. But this was not the case on October 19 when three armed burglars attempted to break into the wrong home in Auburn, Wash.
Video footage from the home shows three knuckleheads armed with handguns claiming they are the police. They quickly start trying to kick the door down, but this turns out to be a very bad life choice.
Watch the attempted robbery unfold:
**Press Release/Shooting (Home Invasion)**
— Auburn WA Police Dept (@AuburnWAPolice) October 19, 2023
10/19
Around 2 a.m., the Auburn Police Department was dispatched to the 31000 block of 117 PL SE for a report of a non-injury shooting. pic.twitter.com/3VcRhIbhag
How much you wanna bet they poo’d their pantaloons?
I’m glad they picked that particular house, because that night they were not the danger. The real danger was waiting on the other side of the door.
I imagine an interview with the homeowner would have gone something like this: