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July 3, 2018I can’t with this…
We’re very likely to lose Roe Vs. Wade. Some men may think that doesn’t concern them. Make it.
If you’re single and dating, add a 👩⚖️ emoji to your dating profiles to show people you won’t date/sleep with anyone who doesn’t support a woman’s right to choose.#Lysistrata2018
— Jennifer Wright (@JenAshleyWright) July 2, 2018
Let me fix that for ya…
TRANSLATION: If you’re single and dating, add a 👩⚖️ emoji to your dating profiles to show people you won’t date/sleep with anyone who may want to keep and be responsible the consequences of your casual sex. #Deadbeat https://t.co/XsTC4r9Gex
— Ashley “Kimber” D. (@RedIsTheNewPunk) July 3, 2018
There we go. All better.
Interestingly, she’s calling it a “Sex strike.”
Sex strikes like these have proven surprisingly effective at creating political change through history: https://t.co/hbTHzY400D
— Jennifer Wright (@JenAshleyWright) July 2, 2018
But um… wouldn’t the “sex strike” kinda get rid of the so-called “need” for abortions anyway? Fewer people having casual sex = fewer unintended pregnancies.
FUNNY HOW THAT WORKS, EH?
And who is the “Strike” supposed to affect? You think Trump is taking into consideration how many people are scoring on Tinder when he chooses his SCOTUS pick?
I’m far from the only one who realized how PATHETIC this is.
How will this affect a Supreme Court ruling exactly? https://t.co/h4UG1PF6kg
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) July 3, 2018
Supreme Court Judges are easily swayed by emojis, OBVIOUSLY.
Did you choose that one because there isn’t an emoji showing a doctor auctioning off the pieces of a slaughtered baby to buy a Lamborghini?
— Captain Wacky (@CapWacky) July 3, 2018
Is there an emoji we can add if we reject the premise you have a right to arbitrarily end a human life when it’s convenient?
Oo! I know 🤰🏽🤱🏻👶🏼 https://t.co/BR0NomdQJ7— The Quick Draw Podcast (@Ornery_Opinions) July 3, 2018
Orrrrrr..now, here me out..
He COULD just wear a condom and 99% of the time, there will be no baby. This is way more effective than an emoji in a bio.#baby #DefundPP #SCOTUS #momlife https://t.co/bLeHzb3gHo— Melissa (@maw717) July 3, 2018
WHAAAAT?
But…but…but…Abortion is their preferred form of birth control!
SURELY NO ONE THINKS THIS IS A GOOD IDEA, RIGHT?
…wrong.
I’m concerned. But also happily married. Can I put the emoji anyway? Just to show solidarity!
— The Calitaliano Kid!! #FamiliesBelongTogether 🌊👩 (@moved2italy) July 2, 2018
This is me. I will fight for this right to fucking choose with every fiber of my being
— Jessica Williams (@MediaMetricsGal) July 3, 2018
Good for you.
Keep fighting that emoji fight with “every fiber of your being.”
