The DNC Line-Up Is Something Else…

#DNCinPHL kicks off today, and I think we’re in for a real treat. I was dreading this week, but with the DNC basically imploding at this point, it’s more entertaining than anything else.  It’s really nice to see Democrats FINALLY fighting back against the corruption in their party. If Democratic Party leadership won’t listen to us, maybe they’ll listen to them. (Who am I kidding. Did you see those emails?)

Anyway, the DNC speaker schedule has been released, and they have quite the line-up. The Clinton campaign announced Elizabeth Warren as the convention’s keynote speaker, so we have that to look forward to tonight. Yay.

We’ll also hear from Bernie Sanders, Sen. Cory Booker and First Lady Michelle Obama.

On Tuesday, we’ll hear from Hillary’s husband Gropey McSkeezebag Bill Clinton and the mothers of Eric Garner, Michael Brown, Sandra Bland and more. Trayvon Martin’s mom will also speak.

Remember when Democrats freaked out on Republicans for having Benghazi victim Sean Smith’s mother speak at the convention? They were all, “That’s totally inappropriate!” Good times.

On Wednesday, we’ll hear from President Barack Obama, Vice President Joe Biden and Hillary’s running mate, Tim Kaine.

And of course on Thursday, we’ll hear from Hillary Clinton, who’ll be introduced by her daughter Chelsea.

Oh, and throughout the week, we’ll hear from a variety of celebrities like Chloe Grace Moretz, Katy Perry, Demi Lovato and feminist hag Lena Dunham.

You can view the entire convention schedule here.  I’m getting a headache just looking at it.