Ghost Banker Adam Schiff Announces Which Democrat Candidate He Supports

Adam Schiff (who I still maintain starred as the banker in the movie Ghost), was on Bill Maher’s show over the weekend and talked about Russia, impeachment, Democrat strategy, and the 2020 election.

Surprisingly, given how often Schiff has insisted there’s PILES AND PILES of evidence that Trump is basically Satan himself, Schiff says he’s “not quite there” on impeachment. Bill Maher suggested that pursuing impeachment post-Mueller report seemed kinda like Democrats are stalking Trump, and Schiff’s response was to make that crazy wild-eyed Ghost-banker face he always makes. You know the one:

Anyway, Schiff also told Bill Maher who he supports for 2020, and I think he thought he was being super clever:

“I’ll tell you who I’m behind in 2020, and I’m behind them heart and soul: any living adult 2020. Anyone who gets the nomination, we all need to get behind.”

If that isn’t the perfect example of Democrats’ high standards, I don’t know what is. Living human? Perfect Democrat candidate, according to Schiff. Which is handy considering that’s about all any of the current crop of clowns bring to the table.