AOC Thinks She’s Learning This New Skill – Um. No, Girl. You’re Not.

I thought about going to law school.

I then realized I didn’t really want to spend HUNDREDS of thousands of dollars on something I was wishy-washy about. I went to grad school and got two Masters degrees instead. I don’t know that I use those, either, but I spent the cost of a nice car instead of the cost of a massive house – so there’s that.

AOC had “dreams” of going to law school, too, but she couldn’t get in afford it. Or something. But NO WORRIES, she’s making up for it.

Listen… I know people don’t LOVE lawyers. Michael Cohen certainly isn’t helping. But I’m engaged to be married to one. A DAMN GOOD ONE – and yeah… I’mma shoot THAT down. She has no place there. There are ENOUGH awful lawyers. We don’t need more.

STAHHHP. NO YOU ARE NOT.

ANYWAY.

Yes. That’s EXACTLY it.

Be good at ONE THING, ALEX. You haven’t even mastered THAT yet.

EXACTLY.

LOL.

“Sure. He killed the guy. What matters is that her client is MORALLY NOT A MURDERER!”

No. No, we don’t.