

Pop star/Hillary campaign girl Katy Perry and forever-elf-in-my-eyes Orlando Bloom are engaged to me MAWWIED.

Good for them. I don’t particularly like them, but I love love. So, CONGRATS, FOLKS.
I had ONE observation:
Is anyone else confused about what finger @katyperry’s engagement ring is on? Does she have extra stretchy alien fingers? #KatyPerry #engagementring #ConfusedAF
— Ashley “Kimber” D. (@RedIsTheNewPunk) February 15, 2019
RIGHT? Like… that’s not on her ring finger, is it?
Maybe he got the wrong size and that’s the only finger it would fit on. Who knows.
(PS that’s a FIVE MILLION DOLLAR RING which makes me want to vomit.)
Here’s another shot. I guess her fingers ARE just really stretchy.

ANYWAY. Other, more KEEN observers noticed something FAR more …uncomfortable.

Yeah. That’s a little awk.
Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom are engaged!
The couple shared the exciting news on social media, and, of course, fans couldn’t help but gush over the “365” singer’s unique, flower-shaped engagement ring.
While Perry’s diamond-encrusted sparkler is truly one-of-a-kind, many are pointing out how similar it looks to Miranda Kerr’s.
Pop culture fans will remember Bloom gifted the Aussie supermodel a flower-shaped diamond engagement ring back in 2010. It had a huge center stone, which was enveloped by bordering diamonds. The band was gold and featured a few smaller diamonds that wrapped around it.
So how does the 34-year-old pop star’s engagement ring resemble Kerr’s?
The “Firework” singer’s jewelry piece features a large center stone, except hers is in a raspberry purple hue, and the bordering diamonds are cream-colored. The band is also gold, however, no diamonds wrap around it like the model’s ring did.
He CLEARLY has a type…of ring he likes.
SO. What do y’all think? Is this weird?
Personally, I wouldn’t fuss about it… but I wouldn’t LOVE knowing my very unique engagement ring looks A LOT like my fiance’s ex-wife’s. It’s just WEIRD, ok?!
Maybe he’s like SUPER committed to the whole like “My name is Orlando BLOOM -take this BLOOM to become a BLOOM” line. VOMMM.
OMG WHAT IF HE SAID THAT IN HIS PROPOSAL TO BOTH OF THEM?!
LOLOLOLOLOL.