
According to that sourcelink, an Indiana woman named Holly Sansone was accused of stealing several pieces of undergarments from Kohl’s. Police found her in the parking lot and tapped on her window. Instead of acting like a normal person, she told them she had to go and fled the scene.
A high-speed chase ensued. Except this was a weird one, because Sansone allegedly threw the stolen items– AKA bras and panties– out of her window as police chased her.
Sansone allegedly led police on the high speed chase and was tossing items out of her window as she drove.
Police said she ran several red lights and repeatedly almost lost control of her car.
She allegedly reached speeds of up to 100 mph.
Sansone was eventually forced to stop after police deployed stop sticks on Indiana 49.
Her two right tires deflated and she crashed into the shoulder wall on the highway.
Police found several pairs of panties in Sansone’s passenger seat.
Seven pairs of panties and one bra was found discarded along Indiana 49.
Police also found that Sansone was wearing two pairs of stolen panties – with the security tags still on – when she was strip searched at Porter County Jail.
She stole a total of 4 bras, 14 undies and some candles, because why the heck not.
Kohl’s reported that Sansone stole four bras, 14 pairs of panties, two candles and several air freshener refills.
The total value for $44.82.
Dude. All of that was only 44 bucks? 44 bucks for 4 bras, over a dozen undies, candles AND air fresheners is a steal itself!
She was booked on charges of theft with a prior conviction and resisting law enforcement, as well as misdemeanor charges of reckless driving and resisting law enforcement.
Moral of the story: Don’t steal things and lead police on a high speed choice and throw bras out of your window during the act. It’s not a good life decision.
h/t Daily Mail