The Cheese Is Sliding Off Bette Midler’s Cracker, Folks

I’m beginning to wonder if there’s such a thing as “Trump Derangement Syndrome flare-ups.” Can you be suffering from TDS and have a particularly rough patch without moving to a different stage?

I’m gonna need a medical team to look into this.

What is this? A flare-up in Stage 3, or a progression into Stage 4?

REMEMBER. REMEMBER. SO MUCH TO REMEMBER. SO MANY DEAD. SO MANY ASSASSINATED FOR NO OTHER REASON THAN THEIR RELIGION OR THE COLOR OF THEIR SKIN. SO MUCH NAME-CALLING AND HATRED, LET LOOSE BECAUSE THIS PRESIDENT ALLOWS, CONDONES AND EVEN ENCOURAGES IT WITH HIS UGLINESS. #VOTE

— Bette Midler (@BetteMidler) November 3, 2018

Wow. So people are getting assassinated because of the color of their skin, and Trump is not only allowing it, but encouraging it? Where does she get this stuff? More importantly, does she actually believe that her nearly unintelligible all-caps rant will sway reasonable voters?

I have so many questions.

Gotta love the desperate struggle of trying to maintain relevance.

— M.A.C (@mrdrmmr) November 3, 2018

Well, she changed my vote with that rant! pic.twitter.com/uRSTSQ1obj

— Just Tom (@tcal1961) November 3, 2018

Wtf did I just read?

— mickclark6441 (@mickclark6441) November 3, 2018

VOTE MAGA BABY!!

— Dennis Randall (@DennisRandall2) November 3, 2018

BOY THIS REALLY DOESN'T MAKE DEMOCRATS LOOK CRAZY AT ALL. GREAT WAY TO GET VOTES BETTE.

— 𝙷𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚖𝚙𝚒𝚘𝚗 (@winningatmylife) November 4, 2018

Never voted in the midterms before. I am going this time to vote all RED!

— Dave (@daveshingle) November 3, 2018

Best reply goes to…

I DID VOTE. I VOTED TRUMP. I'LL VOTE MOSTLY REPUBLICAN NEXT WEEK. I ALSO KNOW HOW TO USE THE CAPS LOCK FEATURE. pic.twitter.com/Y1ElXVSlvE

— Dan (@Yinzer412) November 3, 2018