
I know Hannah mentioned Steven Tyler won the Halloween game today…
THIS #HALLOWEEN π IM YOUR AUNT WHO LOVES A DOLLAR GENERAL DEAL AND MISSES A GOOD FILENEβS RUN EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK…SHOW ME YOUR COSTUMES!!! AUNTY HAS SPOKEN!!! BOO! ππΌπ£ππΌ pic.twitter.com/jysFhoOFJi
— Steven Tyler (@IamStevenT) October 29, 2018
Ok.. she’s right. This is AWESOME. Because um… that’s just a regular picture of him.
WHAT A FREAKING BOSS.
BUT…
I have ANOTHER contender. TED CRUZ:
Happy Halloween pic.twitter.com/jIgTaIMzep
— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) October 31, 2018
YAAASSSSS.
This is the best thing ever. If you don’t get it… you might want to look up the “Zodiac Killer.” …and then know that for some reason, there’s this weird conspiracy/joke that Ted Cruz IS the Zodiac Killer.
NEVERMIND that Ted was a BABY for the majority of the Zodiac Killer’s murder spree.
The fact that he plays along makes me love him so much more than I already do.
Best 2018 Halloween Trend: not taking yourself too seriously. (Actually… that’s a pretty good rule for LIFE.)