Is this a threat or a promise?
Barbra Streisand is nervous– SO nervous that she’s considering moving to Canada if Democrats don’t win BIGLY in the upcoming midterms.
“I want to sleep nights, if we take the House I’ll be able to sleep a little bit better,” she told the New York Times.
But if they fail to do so, she might have to retreat to Canada, or else she’ll continue to get fat.
“I’ve been thinking about, do I want to move to Canada? I don’t know. I’m just so saddened by this thing happening to our country. It’s making me fat,” she said.
Is sudden and rapid weight gain a symptom of Trump Derangement Syndrome? I didn’t know that. *jots that down*
Why is it always Canada and never Mexico?
— Andrew Kassebaum (@Kassebaum) October 30, 2018
Great question.
I sincerely hope that Republicans retain the House and that Streisand actually follows through, but I’m not getting my hopes up. Over a dozen celebrities threatened to flee the country if Trump was elected, and whaddaya know? They’re still here.