‘First Date Gone Feminist’

I am DYING laughing.

So sure… this sounds like an exaggeration… until you realize THESE ARE ALL ACTUAL THINGS FEMINISTS SAY.

Don’t believe me? Took me about 30 seconds to dig these puppies up:

Fucks sake. First “kiss to see where it goes” which is counter intuitive to a females ACTUAL select process of vetting character. Now this. Patriarchy at its best – dumbing down the females for the benefit of males.

— Canadas Dating Coach (@CanDatingCoach) October 24, 2018

“The Bachelor, which has aired for 16 seasons, is “prime-time” misogyny — women competing for love and begging for affection…”

— Courtney (@CourtEWhitaker) August 15, 2012

It is disrespectful how less the WNBA gets paid compared to the NBA

— Nemo (@youngxnemo) July 7, 2018

Male baby boomers wanted to ogle at women with big boobs and naked thighs serving their food and now millennial men want geisha houses where the waitresses serve as receptacles to vent their emotional traumas to…. 🤨

— the baronness (@heyudeeee) August 20, 2018

That’s all I’m saying. To assume that having a “mom and dad” is the only right way to do it, is beyond stupid.

— Tilly (@TillyNeon) October 26, 2018

the other day i witnessed a waitress go to the table across from me & hand the check directly to the guy but then the woman he was with took it bc she was paying. what’s up w that? can women not pay? is that wrong? y do u assume this?

— daynada (@dananicoleee) July 19, 2018

My favorite part?

“WOW. Chivalry is REALLY dead.”

“I’m pretty sure it’s been KILLED.”