Attention Townspeople: The President Of The United States Just Called Stormy Daniels ‘Horseface’

Me after I read this tweet:

President Trump just called Stormy Daniels “Horseface.” For those who don’t know, it’s a term used to describe people you don’t like. Usually, these people have faces that look like a horse.

You can pretend you’ve never had a “Horseface” in your life, but you know you have.

“Federal Judge throws out Stormy Danials lawsuit versus Trump. Trump is entitled to full legal fees.” @FoxNews Great, now I can go after Horseface and her 3rd rate lawyer in the Great State of Texas. She will confirm the letter she signed! She knows nothing about me, a total con!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 16, 2018

I don’t know why this nickname took me by surprise, but it did. For some reason, it just feels extra mean. Like, you’re telling someone they have an ugly HORSEMUG.

Stormy: His penis looks like Toad from Mario Kart.
Trump: She's a horseface.
::They passionately make out::

— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) October 16, 2018

This definitely isn’t going to make Melania’s “Be Best” campaign any easier…